PLYMOUTH ROCK!!!!!!

coles plymouth ROCK pilgrim/puritan song
Lyrics:plymouth rock yall plymouth rock yall and there aint even no place for our ships to dock yall plymouth rock yall plymouth rock yall and there aint even no place for our ships to dock yall

i got buckles on my shoes and a buckle on my hat i smack yo witch pocahantas wit a baseball bat those indians should behappy that they are even livin cuz they ddnt even help cook he food on thanksgiving there corn and there teepees and here beds aint nothin pass the peace pipe witch i like turkey with my stuffin you think we dont exist but listen to this where are the puritans (whattt) see that quakers they dont believe that and most of our super cool preachers would agree that
Chorus:we're the puritans and we love the bible if you dont agree then we'll sue you for libel x2

if you dont believe then we'll cut off your ears we might not even let you have real careers we left from england to worship on our own i'd call up the king if someone would invent the phone here i am wit no riches saggin my britches( old word for pants) i'll kill all the indians and burn all the witches and if you don't like it you'll have to deal cuz we r gardcore worshipers and we are for real and if you dont like we'll cut off your ears we wont jst use little scissors we'll use pilgrim shears we are very religious and go to church in a crowd we where all black clothing and no sex aloud we'll colonize your land and enslave all your people we'l take down your teepees and raise up a steeple you think anyone who goes to church six days a week is a faker well excuse me while i powder my wig mothaquaker

chorus x2

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• awesome
• rap
• song
• cole
• dan
• james
• pilgrim
• puritan
• funny
• plymouth
• rock
• cherosby3

[cherosby3]

thankks dylanit really means alot

[cherosby3]

dame manuel is that crusty syrup in your shit crack!? Pedro, why do you rape orphan wildebeasts!?

[NinjaKilo]

lol you can hear someone givin him shit in the backround at 1:25

[thegreatbeedogs]

if this sucked anymore it would be a black hole

[n00b4life8]

@westiesskateboarding your family must suck

[derovicderovic]

omg where'd you get the beanie? D:

im so jealous of it jeez

[Bestevus]

Go for it, man, go for it.

[hawtnesszz]

whats up with this looser?!

[westiesskateboarding]

Duddeee your the coolest person i'm related to.

[DjShrimpDaPimp]

amazing