Delaware Hall 06/07: Hate Me Today

A residence staff parody of Blue October's Hate Me as done by Delaware Residence Staff 2006/07

Now with Lyrics:

Hate Me Delaware Staff Team Version

(Verse 1)
I have to block out thoughts of you, so I don't lose my head
Youre drinking like a fish, and puking in your bed.
Dropping little bits of food, and dirty laundry on the floor,
The smell of death is always wafting from underneath your door.
I caught you boning in the bathroom, though you tried to be discrete,
But from beneath the shower stall, I saw two sets of feet.
And then I told the whole floor, where you two could be found.
Your floor-cest is no secret, not when Im around.

(Chorus)
Hate me today.
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the shit I wouldnt let you do.
Hate me for days, days youre hung-over
Know that the beer I took, it didnt go to waste.

(Verse 2)
Your alarm woke up the neighbours, it had gone on far too long.
I went in to shut it off, and then I saw your bong.
And the bag of weed beside it, was the icing on the cake,
Youll talk to Stephan later and learn from your mistake.
Those hall sports you were playing, the shot it did go wide.
Then you hit the smoke alarm and we had to go outside.
As I stand there in my bathrobe, my fancy bits all cold,
When they descend from my abdomen, you will be sternly told.

(Chorus)
Hate me today.
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the shit I wouldnt let you do.
Hate me for days, days youre hung-over
Know that the beer I took, it didnt go to waste.

(Bridge)
And with a sad heart I say bye to you and wave.
Never once regretting all those hours that I gave.
Like a froshie I was nervous it is true.
I hope you learned from me, as I have learned from you.
And all those memories of the time we spent,
Talking together in this living, learning environment.
And she whispered
So what I hear you saying is (spoken with no guitar)

(Chorus)
Love me today,
Love me tomorrow
Love me for all the things I helped to get you through.
Love me for days,
Lead now dont follow,
Its time for me, to pass the torch to you.

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• UWO
• Western
• Residence Staff
• Rez Staff
• Delaware Hall
• Deli

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