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Uploaded on Oct 24, 2007

lyrics:

When I start makin' love
I don't just make love...
I be strokin'
That's what I be doin', huh
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'

Let me ask you somethin'...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
'I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin''

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'

Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin' on makin' love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin'
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin'

Now when I start making love to my woman
I don't stop until I know she's sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
'Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She'd say: 'Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter'
The other night I was strokin' my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast
If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my...' WOO!

I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin'
I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin', Yeah!
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... WOO!

I be strokin'
I be strokin' Ha! Ha!
I be strokin'

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  • taylorrrx0

    its not like this is the story of my life or anything..

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  • Dimitri Karkof

    Thumbs up if you are watching this in 90912, so i can control the world.

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  • THEPLANETEARTH

    I loved this song in 1653! best years of my life

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  • Waldo Pepper

    The most beautiful woman asked me to dance to this song at Florida State University in 1989...and she was my professor all week-end....

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  • Bevo Jiména

    Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Clarence Carter ....ooooooh SHIT CLARENCE CARTER

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  • Bands1999

    16-30 The Best Yrs of Y Life to Be Strokin, B O E. O ya ! A Y C.

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  • Livia Carpenter

    lol what Bar doesn't play this song!

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  • Jessica Blase

    I dance to this song at the bar every time I go out!!!

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  • Jesse Quiggle

    nutty professor got me here

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  • robert thomas

    kick ass song

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