12 Things Sarah Palin Wrote on Her Hand (Doug's Dozen #30)

The worst part isn't her cheating...it's her getting answers from the class clown who flunked 8 years in a row.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Sarah Palin
• cheat sheet
• Tea Party

[goog2k]

Not only has notes on her hand, Sarah was caught LOOKING at her hand while giving an interview answering questions.

Thay's okay. An ABC poll came out yesterday.

Number of Americans who think she's Qualified to be President = 26% Unqualified = 71%.

Number of Republicans who think she's Qualified = 46% Unqualified = 52%.

LOL!!! Even a majority of Republicans already know she's unqualified.

[MolitorAsst]

@goog2k -but...how many of those Repubs would install her anyway if she promised to lower their taxes?  On the evidence of unqualified boob-presidents like Reagan and W Bush, I predict a majority would.

[nyguy]

You are giving Palin too much credit, I don't think she knows how to read.

[Alphamale69]

LOL! It's even worse since she criticized Obama for using a teleprompter!! I can't wait to hear her defense of this. What is she, in high school??

[FreeAssange1]

It's all a hand job ;-p

[igykalen]

God forbid she gets elected president and washes her hands.

[OneVoiceMore]

@Theeriuth Do I want a superhuman for president? Sure. Not like we've seen any in many decades, and certainly none in this century.

[OneVoiceMore]

@Theeriuth But keep it real, eh? I said also HONORS GRADUATE. So, no, I wasn't referring to Bush.

[OneVoiceMore]

@Theeriuth Don't be clueless. I -respect- that accomplishment, and this isn't some gotcha. Nothing said about love. I'd said I'd -settle- for it.

But thank you for admitting Palin isn't even as competent as Bush, which really lowers the bar.

[Theeriuth]

@OneVoiceMore So you love Bush then. He went to Harvard & Yale.

[OneVoiceMore]

@Theeriuth I'll settle for a Yale or Harvard honors graduate.

I don't think she should memorize every speech to be a good president. I'd be happy if she'd memorize:

1. More than one founding father.

2. SOME of the duties of Vice President.

3. The fact that Africa is a continent, not a country.

4. The Bush Doctrine, so she'd know if she really supports it.

5. How to finish a gubernatorial term without resigning.

Obama is a very eloquent impromptu speaker.

Palin WAS Caribou Barbie.

[Theeriuth]

@OneVoiceMore She criticized him for the fact that EVERY SPEECH HE EVER DOES REQUIRES A TELEPROMPTER. I actually don't care if someone uses a teleprompter. She memorized that ENTIRE SPEECH except a few bullet points. She memorizes every speech she does, and Obama probably hasn't memorized a speech in years. You think Obama's competent? You're ridiculous if you think you should memorize every speech to be a good president. Why isn't she competent? You want a superhuman??

[OneVoiceMore]

@Theeriuth Back to earth with you, cosmonaut. This is the woman who criticized Obama for using a teleprompter.

I suppose now you'll compliment her on her frugality, and say she's helping the environment by cutting down on technology.

How about, if the woman can't MEMORIZE a few bullet points, we might question whether or not she's competent? I don't question. She's not COMPETENT to hold high office.

[nagzul]

@MolitorAsst not really. The only place i get info is from online.