Rajon Rondo (Lady Gaga - "Alejandro" Parody) + LYRICS

You know we had to remix Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" in honor of one of the best young talents in the NBA...but he's still no LeBron bro.
LYRICS:

RAJON RONDO LYRICS

I know that we are young, but I know that I must choose...So what do I do about my new ex-boo, Rajon Rondo?

VERSE ONE

He drops dimes,
But his jumper's broken
but he still hits that sick floater on you

He finds jesus,
but its only Shuttlesworth
the Truth, KG, Rasheed & Big Baby tooo...

HOOK

You know that he might get pissed
at what he is about to witness
at this point I gotta choose
nothing to lose.

Don't call my name x2
Rajon Rondo
your game is great, not tryin' to hate
but you're no LeBron bro

He is the King
Gonna get a ring
soon as he gets a decent team

He's not a weenie, like Scalabrine
So give it up yo

CHORUS x 2

Rajon Rondo x2
but he's no LeBron though x2

Stop, please,just let me explain,
Rajon Rondo, just let me explain

VERSE TWO

You guys beat them
in the Playoffs
but the word is that Delonte might have smashed (sheeeeeit)

If that's true
then he's the greatest ever
Cuz he still got a triple double on that ass

You know that he might get pissed
at what he is about to witness
at this point I gotta choose
nothing to lose.

HOOK

Don't call my name x2
Rajon Rondo
your game is great, not trying to hate
but you're no LeBron bro

He is the King
Gonna get a ring
soon as he gets a decent team
LeBron is sweet, you can see his meat
through his shorts yo

Chorus x5

Rajon Rondo x2
but he's no LeBron though x2

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• Chris Kaman Fight
• Lady Gaga
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• Celtics
• Championships
• rondo
• Asians In The Library
• NBA
• Kim Kardashian
• Elizabeth Taylor
• Lady Gaga Concert
• Russell Westbrook
• heat dunks
• Blake griffin dunks
• Official Alejandro Music Video
• Barack Obama
• Final Four Fight
• Paul Pierce Punch
• Derek Fisher Fight
• Jay-z
• Rajon Rondo Triple Double
• John Wooden
• Coach K
• Duke Basketball
• Big Baby Drool
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[ckowalski96]

dude this is freeaking halarious i dont know whats up with the haters, i say make more!

[JerseyChaser106]

@ckowalski96 Thanks cuh!

[Darkelf95]

1:41 wats her name?

[ladylifeful]

lmao this is funny not gonna lie

[UtubeYOUza]

Lebron still doesn't have a ring

[CaitlinMercy96]

/watch?v=xFeI8fKGzbc A MUST SEE VIDEO ABOUT GAGA :O She's a man :O this is a REAL proof !!!

[23Nuwanda]

I fucking love this <3

[MrHawks38]

Hahaha. "But his jumpers broken"

[iGameiBall1]

@JerseyChaser106 i think it was good

[the1ukfan11]

@dwinsome64 nope :)