The Chuck Norris show featuring the National Lampoon ...

Dice.com presents the Chuck Norris Show, featuring the National Lampoon Lemmings. The Lemmings' hour-long sketch show premieres Monday, May 19th at 2 PM eastern on ManiaTV.com The National Lampoon Lemmings show unleashes a whole new pantheon of unforgettable sketch routines by weaving sketches together through the interface of the web. The cast has wowed audiences from coast to coast. Individual cast credits already include appearances on MTV, Comedy Central, The Aspen and Montreal Comedy Festivals and every major broadcast network.

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[misterchucknorris]

I did not authorize this parody...

[uncumtrollable]

jesus could walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land...

[skyrimfan11111]

black men can jump up on top of swing sets chuck noris can jump up on top of the empire state bulding

[MrAzrancher]

When ghosts sit around the campfire they tell Chuck Norris stories....

[negamegalegatl000099]

472,000 is mah



[ledfrog]

Your flag is hanging backwards. The stars should always be in the left corner. ;)

[rikgales123]

rap music was created when chucks hart started beating

[robi3366]

there were the pope,chuck norris and jesus. they had to cross the lake. goes the pope and doesnt make it. goes chuck norris and makes it. jesus also makes it. jesus asked chuck norris : did you tell the pope about the underwater bridge ?and chuck norris said : what bridge ?

[MrKira447]

@123imadoofus chuck norris fell of a plane 2 times, one was at hiroshima and the second time at nagasaki...

[ZizouRoulette]

Chuck Norris' bat is the only bat that can make a monkey sound

[123imadoofus]

some people wear super man pj's, superman wears chuck norris pajamas

[joshua4337]

I would stab him..yeay i guess i would