Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit

ADULT TOPIC .... LANGUAGE WARNING.... My Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit with Weapons... and my 10 Rules To Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse.

Many people will be unprepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse... not me, I have dedicated my life to preparation for the event. I train constantly, verify weapon functionality and effects on random test subjects, and stockpile supplies and ammunition for use against them. This is my TESTED and VERIFIED Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit... Watch this video and learn!

BE PREPARED!

THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS COMING ...

AR-15 H-BAR .223
CAR-15 .223
Remington 11-87 Police 12 gauge
SIG-Sauer P226 .357 Sig .40 S&W 9mm
SIG-Sauer P229 .357 Sig .40 S&W 9mm
SIG-Sauer P239 .357 Sig .40 S&W 9mm
Strider SMF
Strider PT
Emerson CQC-15
Emerson Mini CQC-7
Emerson Super Karambit
Homemade anti-Zombie Maces
Cold Steel Brooklyn Smasher
Dead On Annihilator
KABAR Kukri Machette
Busch Beer Camouflage 12 ounce can
Vanilla Vodka
Duck Tape & KY Personal Lubricant
Princess Leia Slave Girl Outfit

All shoved into my:
Maxpedition Glen Eagle Messenger Bag
Maxpedition Monsoon Gearslinger Backpack

I didn't show my zombie outfit... but it is a black motorcycle road racing leathers set, 1.7mm thick... almost impervious to bites!!

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[Sangheiliultra]

If the zombies come I hope u r the first 1 2 get infected so I can laugh at your shambling corps b4 i shoot u in the head and T-bag u. so u know u need 2 lay off the beer ur really drunk by the end of the vid

[FrenziedCalm]

@Sangheiliultra - zombies as incredibly obese as I am wouldn't "shamble"... we'd "rampage", plowing into walls and victims crushing them beneath are massive corpulent bulk. Its likely your little head would just pop right off if I slammed into you at brain-hungry-zombie-pursuit speed. That will certainly make it easier to eat your brains, your head being kinda like a to-go bag.

[Deuce552944]

Here is a science lesson for you guys....

Dead things dont have working hearts, organs, blood, etc. Therefore blood/dust cannot be pumped through the DEAD and DECAYING body, and without the blood to power the muscles and organs then that shit WONT happen or be able to move. There, so those of you who were like WTF? when they saw this video like me, i have put your minds to rest so HA! Oh and dont rape things man its bad and dont kill your family/friend. once you kill everyone then its just U!

[FrenziedCalm]

@Deuce552944 - when i turn into a zombie im gonna enjoy eating your brain like a watermelon...

[asoto157dude]

00:28 you hear a scream for help from one of his test subjects

[FrenziedCalm]

@asoto157dude - no no no, thats just my cat, please ignore it.

[bowwow1234151]

What type of subjects?

[Foaly552]

7:40, you can hear a cry in the background of one of those who he didn't finish off.

[BrandonDaProdigy]

a minigun, dual wield deagles and a machete drenched in holy water = the 3 weapons you need in a zombie apocolypse

[wmichals320]

too many guns + alto of alcohol = REDNECK

[slimshady2989]

i bieleve

[TheRemyhemi]

I work in a gun shop. If you walked and asked for a gun for killing zombies.... I would tell you to gtfo

[UTUGclan]

first of all why would you kill a survivor thats 1 less person to repopulate, second of all why would you kill a survivor thats 1 less person to watch ur back, third of all just actually go to a walmart or a pawn shop or a home depot or whatever you need during the apocalypse so u dont have to pay for it its a risk anybody should be willing to take you crazy ass fag!

[UTUGclan]

what do you mean test subjects? are you killing real people?

[LotsOfStuffIsKewl]

BY THE WAY! What exactly are your "test subjects" ??? Do you like, capture people or something? O.o

[LotsOfStuffIsKewl]

Do you actually think the zombie apocalypse is going to happen?

[nmolino99]

ADULT TOPIC...really? thats sad