Don't want to be...

Kind of a response to "Mrs Nerimon" by italktosnakes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqkJur...
I stole the background from her without permission yet. I'm working on that.

I don't have good tools, I can't sing, I'm not much to look at, but I wanted to post anyway... Maybe she can get Alex to sing it or something if it doesn't suck too bad...

The pitch is high, because I didn't like my voice...

Lyrics by Me.
Original song (in which I tried to cut out the words) by Kristina. http://www.youtube.com/user/italktosn...
Music by Luke Conard of Ministry of Magic. http://www.youtube.com/user/lukeconard

Oh, Lyrics (if anyone cares...)

Don't want to be...

Think that she's a loon
in fact I know it to be true
and now that we have all seen the news
there is just one thing to do

We just have to tell her
It sure as hell won't be me
she can't spend so much on herself
when she has all these babies

I used to go to all the sperm banks
and I'm certain all agree
that now I'm hoping to avoid
a future that shouldn't be

Don't want to be
Mr. octo-mom
so I won't have these
little kids to support

and watch her squirt out more
and more and more and more and more and octo-mom

I'm fairly certain
you've got some VD
there'll be a shotgun wedding
on fox TV

to be officiated by George bush
those results better say no, please say no

If blood type won't convince
then you sample some pee
you can check all my DNA
and I don't have your VD

I'm sure they stick us in a house
only you'd just strap me down
and you'd make more of your babies
with big ass needles, gauge of 5

You're the craziest of TV
and I'm prepared to go-oh
no one ever said that you could
run barefoot and prego

Octo

Don't want to be
Mr. octo-mom
I'll need to change my ID
and move on

and hope that I can run
and run and run and run and run and octo-mom

If those turn out to be my babies
I shred my balls into confetti

teach them about their crazy mom
and how to wear condoms, wear condoms

you put this end
over the tip
and roll it down
all down over the whole thing

you put this end
over the tip
and roll it down
all down over the whole thing

over the whole thing
over the whole thing

but there's also diaphragms
if you'd just listen please

don't ever be
Mr. octo-mom
or you'll end up with a spouse
that's a loon

and watch your bank book shrink
and shrink and shrink and shrink and shrink and octo-mom

Don't leave your little guys
on the toilet seat
she'll get it to her doc
to have more babies

and you'd be devastated
by eight more
those results better say no, please say no

those results better say no

I could be just as happy
with a vasectomy

please say no

• Category

  Comedy

[voguelicious]

very cleaver and good lyrics too. and what a fitting couple of the world's most hated duo- octo-mom and george w. bush! Excellent video! very funny!

[CraniumOnEmpty]

Thank you, if I had thought it through more than maybe I would have put more into it, but I kind of wrote it right before going to sleep and sang it the next morning. On top of that, I can't follow script very well... lol, glad you liked it.

[malaki tacos]

this is so funny i love those lyrics

[CraniumOnEmpty]

Cool, thanks. Maybe one day, I'll get singing lessons and be able to really sing my own stuff...

[bagOmagic]

welll... 1 thing i'd rather mrs nerimon than octo-mom. your lyrics are freaking clever

[CraniumOnEmpty]

thanks... that's all I got going for me. The rest is kind of crappy. I was kind of hoping that maybe Alex can sing it or something. Don't know.

[CraniumOnEmpty]

Thanks... it's true though.  I know I seem perfectly normal... Wait, scratch that...

[voguelicious]

welcome!