Red Flags Rap!

Beware of Feds like these! (Note: Feds might not actually rap in real life.)

Heard of FACTA Red Flags? Your business might be affected by new FACTA Red Flags Regulations! Check out our website to learn more:

http://www.microbilt.com/redflags

The FACTA Red Flags are a series of federally-mandated precautions many businesses must take to protect themselves and their customers from crimes based on identity theft...and chances are...your business may have to comply!

FACTA Red Flags Video and Song featuring Remy from GoRemy.com!


Lyrics:

Yo, watch your head, I'm a fed
From the FTC
Enacting rules
for information handling

So I'm going door to door
all across the nation
to anyone collecting
credit information

Yeah 'cuz personal info
we gotta protect
Because you know we don't want
identity theft

Knock knock. Hi.
I'm from the FTC
Been detecting red flags?
You have to now, you see.

When collecting information
You better be protective
"What? How so?"
Well, it's pretty subjective...

Man, that place could have been
so much finer
So many red flags, man
you'd think it was China.

But I got to write a fine,
Oh, what a great feeling
Ah, looky here!
Let's go hassle car dealers!

Did you check their ID's?
Did you look at their faces?
Did you assess perceived risk
on a reasonable basis!?!?

"I'm just a car dealer...
explain this, can ya?"
"What do I need to do to comply--
Am I on Candid Camera???

Well you could create a department
for the risk to vanquish
You could hire a lawyer
to interpret our language

A fraud detection team...
Insurance for the bills...
"Is there any other way?"
Red Shield from MicroBilt!!!

Knock knock knock
Knocking on the door, man
Knocking on so many doors, man
You'd think I was Mormon

Extended credit? Monthly payments?
Ah--hello, granny
You probably didn't screen for red flags
and now I'm fining your fanny!

Step off, punk!
Don't be sniping from left field!
I'm poppin' caps in fraud, fool!
I'm rockin' a Red Shield!

I get a simple "pass/fail"
It's a breeze--take that, fraud!
Now get up out my face,
I done Tivo'd some Matlock!

Yo, these rules are new
And yeah, these rhymes are ill
Don't be caught with red flags
Red Shield from MicroBilt!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• FACTA Red Flags
• microbilt
• red
• shield
• goremy
• ftc
• compliance
• credit
• financial
• information
• privacy
• identity
• theft
• government
• regulation
• mandate

[PimpinAhz]

Omg Remz..haha u so Rule..love the granny gangsta rappin..hilarious..Keep it up man, ur the bomb

Step off, punk!

Don't be sniping from left field!

I'm poppin' caps in fraud, fool!

I'm rockin' a Red Shield!

I get a simple "pass/fail"

It's a breeze--take that, fraud!

Now get up out my face,

I done Tivo'd some Matlock!

haha and the cardealer waving at the camera rofl 2 much

[HanClinto]

Hilarious Remy -- love it. Fantastic characters in this one -- car dealer is by far my favorite. Top notch! :-D

[jmoorokc]

uber

[VictoriaBatarseh]

The Grandma is the best part!! He's reaction is priceless(:

[dive2663225]

rem..that stache lol too much dude lmaoo

[Nate179]

hahah remy u made me laugh with the ganster grandma

[dive2663225]

LMAO Rem ur incredible lol..i think u should do one with Granny...and Habib lmao

[saqibtoofat]

YOU DOMINATE REMZ

[Beatpoet7371]

Do not let your doctor SCAN your ID or driver's license into their computer database! You do not know where it will end up!

[MrCollingosselin]

i lik habib better :(

[NubArts]

Go Remy xD

[PlanBjProduction]

everyone hates u