Alchemy Vodka - "Innovations"

http://www.alchemyvodka.com/

Directed by Jeff Tomsic
Produced by Ozzie Pisarri
Shot by Steven Capitano Calitri

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• parody
• short
• film
• spoof
• polish
• jokes
• joke
• vodka

[tom123ek]

american ignorance is blissful (they cannot even tell apart different accents: they hired a Russian istead of a Pole)

[Alexbugik]

Why is there a russian song in background ? Foolish :/

[TheKlakier1981]

I am Pole and I find this ad funny, belive me it is LOL. Some one asked what is our contribution to the world - I do not want to say Chopin or Copernicus- old times. Blue laser for example (HD blue ray disc and so on). We stood against Hitler and helped to decrypt Enigma Code Machine (learn yourself stupid Americans, we DID IT, the biggest contribution to this project has been ours). 303 flight squadron and so on. What did we get from allies? Freedom? Nope, we where sold to Stalin "thank YOU"!

[HistoryBricks]

@arlik100 Joseph Conrad is considered the beginning of modern English Literature and one of the best novelist who wrote in English. Poland contributed to art such as Matejko or the family of Kossaks. Music such as Chopin or Moniuszko. Poland was at one time the largest empire in Europe. It defended Europe from Turkish and Mongolian Invasions and in 1920 defeated the Red Russian Army which was to sweep to war torn europe and introduce communism, You just need intelligence to research not bash.

[HistoryBricks]

@arlik100 Nicolaus Copernicus discovered and proved that the earth and planets rotate around the sun. Thus proved that the earth is round and people do not need to fear "falling off the world." Maria Sklodowska Curie was a pioneer in radiation and made very important discoveries in the field in radiation, discovering two important elements: polonium and radium. Chopin was a Polish composer who showed the highest class in music. His music is played by every elite around the world.

[arlik100]

but really - is there anything Poles invented in REAL life? I mean- what is their contribution to the world?- no insults, just asking....I mean they like to bash Russians and Germans, but what are their own achievements?

[mkrsk]

Notthing like some good Nazi subhman intelligence jokes against Poles.

[Bassacra]

@jjtomsic And what nationallity are you? I need to know it to tell you "fuck you, you bucket full of shit" in Polish, because I do it much better then vodka. 

[mkrsk]

Nothing like some hate-through-humor against Polish people.

Subhuman intelligence jokes about Polish people came from Nazi propaganda. It doesn't surprise me that this hate video against Polish people has references to Lenin who was anti-Polish and music from Soviet Russia, since Soviet Russia combined their anti-Polish hate propaganda with Nazi German propaganda when these nations were good friends from 1939-1941 as per the Molotov-Ribbentrop - Russia-Nazi Germany friendship pact.

[mkrsk]

Nothing like hate through humor Nazi propaganda against Poles.

[Yaevh]

The idea behind the commercial is indeed good, and it's done pretty well, but the guy has got Russian accent, not Polish. Also, the song in the background is Russian. And Poles don't like being confused with Russians :D

[ThePortnoyAlex]

I'm polish myself, and got to admit that it's pretty funny commercial! But sadly all the choreography was created on the basis of soviet reality. Soviet music, Soviet accent, no strictly polish element in here but the flag in the beginning, and proper naming :_)