Asia Night 2009 Skit - Scene 7

JE: If youre wondering how Im suddenly at the finish line, I'm the freaking Jade Emperor. Oh-ho-ho! Somethings coming in right now!
Ox: Okay Mouse, Cat, we're there!
Mouse: Cats not here. Thanks for the lift!
Ox: What? Mouse?
JE: And the first animal of the Zodiac is Mouse!
Mouse: Oh yeah! First place!
JE: And second is Cow...Ox!
Ox: MouseI though we had a deal.
Mouse: Yeaaaaah about that
JE: Here comes someone else!
Tiger: IM FIRST, RIGHT?!?!?
JE: Sorry Tiger, you are third. Good job!
Tiger: GRRRRRAAAAAAUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! UNBELIVABLE! HOW CAN THIS BE?
JE: And fourth is rabbit! I thought you couldnt swim.
Rabbit: I cant. I just jumped on all the other animals heads to get across.
JE: Dragon is fifth! So, why are you, of all animals, late?
Dragon: Well, those villagers that I was bring luck to though I was that Nian monster, and beat me up. Crazy villagers.
JE: I see two more coming!
Horse: Im heeeeereeeeee!
Snake: Noo! My legssss! I really did run them off! Thissss isssss ssssssso terrible!
JE: Sixth, Snake! Seventh, Horse! And...oh dear, your legs.
Chicken: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
JE: uH...oKAY...
Goat: Snake? Is that you? Oh dear, I cant see you. I was squinting so long on the lake, my eyesight has gotten worse
Monkey: My butt! Its red! Ow-cha-cha-cha!
Horse: [meekly] Hello everybody.
Goat: Horse? You sound timid.
Horse: I was scared.
Chicken: HELLO? DOES NOBODY CARE ABOUT ME?! MY GLORIOUS, JUICY, STICKY CHICKEN LEGS FELL OFF. I NOW HAVE TO LIVE THE REST OF MY LIVE WITH ONE! TWO!...CHICKEN LEGS...
Monkey: [laughs wildly] Youre so lame! You look like such a butt!
Goat: Look whos talking about butts?!
Chicken: Look whos talking about looking? OHHHHHH BURRRNNN I miss my legs...
JE: Well, our 8th, 9th, 10th is Goat, Monkey, and Two legged Chicken!
JE: 11th is Dog!
Dog: Woof! Woof! I want to go play in the water again!
JE: And the 12th, final animal of the Zodiac isPig!!!
Pig: Wheres the banquet?...
JE: Congratulations to our animals, you! You are now permanent members of the Zodiac! Ill say it again!
JE: Mouse! [squeak!]
Ox! [moo!]
Tiger! [ROOOAAAAR!!!]
Rabbit! [Boing! Wait what do I say?...]
Dragon! [ROAR!]
Snake! [HISS]
Horse! [Neigh (very soft spoken)]
Goat! [Baaa!]
Monkey! [BANANAS!]
Chicken! [My leeeggsss]
Dog! [Bow-wow!]
Pig! [Oink. (real snort)]
Congratulations, animals of the Zodiac!
Cat: Wait! What about me?!
JE: Well Cat, you're 13th. Good job!
Cat: well! That's just...dandy. Right mouse?
Mouse: [gulps] W-well Cat, glad to see you're okay...hey
Cat: Run.
Mouse: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
Cat: IM GOING TO PULL OUT YOUR WHISKERS ONE BY ONE, YOU LITTLE RAT!
[silence.]
JE:well, congratulations again!
Elephant: An elephant never forgets about races! Hey guys, what place am I?
JE: 14th!
Elephant: And elephant will never forget this! Ill get my revenge...as a Republican! Ahahahaha!
Dog: Banquet? Banquet?
JE: We're going to the banquet!
Pig: YEAH! BANQUET!!!!!!

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Jenny's evil laugh... xD