There Goes An Asshole by Shank Bone Mystic

An exercise in catharsis, here is a song I wrote set to a video of a man stealing tires off my bike from outside my apartment in Brooklyn.
Video is from neighborhood security cameras.

My Bands:
SBMP: (Help Shank get new wheels! Buy the MP3 here!)
http://www.myspace.com/theshankbonemy...
DeLeon:
http://www.myspace.com/ilovedeleon

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[Richie9388]

haha, he stole your wheel.

[shankbone]

wheels.

[wallyworld]

Yeah...if you post it somewhere with a payPal button I'll link to you and send you a buck. Great vid. /:-)

[shankbone]

Many thanks. You guys are nice. I won't accept charity but I'll be happy to make a sale. The mp3 can be had for a mere $.89 on the SBMP myspace page listed in the vid description.

[another80sfan]

So you've got 2 surveillance cameras but a cheap-o lock!!

The song sounds a lot like East River Pipe to me.

[shankbone]

Thing is the frame was left locked to the railing. The wheels were not locked to anything. woops. And the same company owns most of the buildings in the neighborhood, which is why I was able to get multiple camera angles.

[salo salo]

I just recently got my bike stolen, in my sadden state, thinking about my bike, I ran across your video. It consoled me some, it made me giggle even. Thank you for the asshole song.

[vaunk3]

may he go to jail and get but raped

[invade81]

I was thinking that. Any normal person could get that wheel off in a few seconds.

[Catherine Tu]

I'll get new tires, but you'll always be an asshole.

[suedoctor1]

hilarious

[lurviQ]

no u wouldnt

[kylieorhooziersr0ck]

NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!.

[adproof96]

awsome song thanx for the laugh

[mikethesmooth]

i'll tell you who stole that bike, that damn sasquatch

[0neofthem]

i would thrust a knife in his mouth

[Elizabeth Vitale]

still funny & clever, even after all this time!!!!! I hope you have an awesome bike to ride now.

[youngrelleus19]

hope he gets butt raped with a knife.people who steal should die by knife in the ass