Inept Reviews: Survivor

Little did Mildredsmittens know when he requested a review of 'Survivor' on the ZX Spectrum, that I would fulfill his request within hours! But sadly this isn't quite the game he had in mind. Oh well, here's Survivor anyway, an exciting text adventure game designed by a bearded gentleman in shed back in the 1980s.

Enjoy!

(Apologies for the bizarre sound issues. That's what you get for experimenting with audio codecs.)

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• inept
• reviews
• zx
• spectrum
• sinclair
• zx81
• survivor
• retro
• video
• game
• collie

[mildredsmittens]

AAAAAaaarrrRRGggghhhhh!! what, where, when and why? i fink i just shat me pants guv! first off i lose my number one wank claw mitten customer and now this! it's just too much for me to take. i'm off to knit me a noose...

[collieuk]

Don't worry chap, I've reviewed the other Survivor game too. What was it again, 2 men marooned on a desert island with nothing but a tin of baked beans and a pool cue between them? Classic game that!

[Doublevea]

man I've been watching your reviews for what feels like years now and this one STILL kills me. such a great vid

[Aldorigen]

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[Debono11]

LOL

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[vogras]

you should have jumped in the boat and nutted the old man and fucking skinned him alive..great review 5/5

[cosminab]

coool it suuksss so freakn badddddddd

[Montymole21]

Funny review. Poor game. Impressed with Collies typing speed. Boats already gone...sounds like a P&O ferry.