Al.X feat. Porky P.I.G.

Ladies and gentlemen, dear passengers, welcome on board to our flight H1N1 from infection to pandemia

I guess that you all know, how the story began:
I was looking for a girl and I found MISS PIGGY then.
I asked her: „Do you wanna be my sow? Then I could lose my shape.
„Yes! But before you gonna lose it, let's conceive a BABE!
A word and a blow: onehundred and fifteen
days later we were happy, proud and keen
about twelve piglets. But those, I can tell,
no ifs, no buts, they were mating as well...!

Soon I was the head of a big family like DON CORLEONE,
and so we founded the Ham Mafia, while we all ate calzone.
Not much later we had taken over the railway that grooves!
Because I had made some offers, "they couldn't refuse...
And not only the trains we were ruling, but all transportation.
We're transporting everything, we're a transportation-nation.
Even lorries loaded with bags full of buns and stones,
or in other words: SACKS, TRUCKS AND ROCKS 'N' ROLLS.
Yet we're flying planes so that SANTA asked us: „Hey,
my reindeers are so lazy, couldn't just pull my sleigh?
So the people see us in the sky and ask each other: „Who
or what is that? I think the SWINE FLEW!

We oink you a piggy christmas,
we oink you a piggy christmas,
we oink you a piggy christmas
and a hoggish new year!

When I was living in US for learning how to rap,
I stayed with NOTORIOUS P.I.G., who smoked a lot of crack.
So from time to time I had to go to Mexico
to smuggle some of the junk back over the borders to my bro.
Once it happened that I sneezed at my dealer's hot Latina
and she answered: „Oh, creo que tengo la gripe porcina...
But the dopeman just replied: „Si, tu eres un cochino,
which wasn't nice at all, rather rough like a meat-eating dino.
But now we've got the evidence for what we always knew:
MEN ARE PIGS! but women, too!

Gripe porcina, Gripe porcina,
Gripe porcina prospero año y felicidad!

Now, that was when we've entered the drug business as well,
but the cops said: „PIG 'EM UP and lock 'em in a cell!
So after a while we lost all the drug couriers,
but I've had an idea: one of the biggest fears
of US-Americans are Mexican immigrants,
so I tried to challenge the US-yankees' tolerance.
I built a helicopter with the shape of a sombrero,
I myself was pilot, because no tengo dinero...
Over Area 51 some people said: „A U.F.O.!
Others said: „It wasn't an alien, but a MEXICAN FLEW!

We oink you a piggy christmas,
we oink you a piggy christmas,
we oink you a piggy christmas
and a hoggish new year!

We wish you a merry christmas,
we wish you a merry christmas,
we wish you a merry christmas
and a happy new year!

© lyrics: M. J. Großmann, music: Al.X, recording: Rebi

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[1010mariam]

losers

[JayBells95]

Cooles Lied Leute!

Freu mich auf Samstag "One Rock"! =)

bd, lg

[Weilside]

genial also in diesem Sinne "piggy christmas" euch beiden

Grüße

Juli