CATS MEOW

The question here centers around the importance of sleep and cohabitation with a nocturnal creature. Unless you have a cat, you won't see the humor in this. If you have one, you may not either.

I would never do harm to our cat, but in the middle of the night, after listening to his diatrabes, I sometimes dream of it, channeling scenes of voilence and mayhem.

Son of Sam David Berkowitz recieved orders to kill from a barking of a dog. Those of you owned by a cat, or more than one, beware of the cat's meow!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• cat
• funny
• sleep
• study
• meow
• morpheus
• hypno
• narcolepsy
• sleep walking
• cats

[5075056]

yeah fuck him

[pjamesbda]

@5075056 - Thanks Five Million, seventy five thousand and fifty six. I think you meant F danman67214 for being a butt hole.

[danman67214]

The God of sleep is letting me know that this is boring and making me want to sleep... -.-

[pjamesbda]

@danman67214 - I know. It is boring. Thanks for the encouragement. I made it for my sister, who is a cat lover, and it didn't go over too big with her either.

This is what I do. I put energy into things no one cares about, and never want to see again. It is my calling, to a life of meaninglessness. Welcome to the depths of despair.

[5075056]

no no i'm sorry i meant you brother

[5075056]

what ever fag

[nemesiskd]

fuck you