A letter out of HELL!

A letter from a young man named David to his best friend Jeremy...from the other side.

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• letter
• parody
• hell
• torment
• torture
• demons
• devil
• christianity
• christian
• evangelical
• jesus
• christ
• punishment
• death

[SFsc616171]

Oh, puhleez! Using theocratic cartoonist pamphlets by the one named Chick, who drew the cartoon purporting that the Vatican was behind the assasination of Lincoln, as the graphic basis for your purported "letter", is an assinine attempt. You must have forgotten, the Bill of Rights was meant for all, not just Christians. Therefore, you have the right to speak, but we reserve the right to turn off our ears. Take your Christian fascism and go home.

[morsec0de]

Dude...it's a parody.

Did you even watch it and listen to the words?

[twatlips25]

That is hilarious. I saw the original video on some white trash users channel here on youtube.  They want to scare the faith into you. It's all a fuckin joke Jesus, Muhammad, God, and Allah.

[JehovahsBastardChild]

Hell is nothing more then a place God has everyone tortured for eternity if they have metaphysical or theological disagreements. No matter what life you have, if you don't believe that God begat himself in Palestine 2000 years and stroke his ego for it you will be tortured in hellfire. If this was our Judicial system then you would have people born condemned, being tortured for stealing or lying, and the judges playing favorites and gives our punishments based on who strokes their ego harder.

[LB030377]

HAHAHAHAH THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

[DerektheDuctTape]

This is a make fun.

[CaptainMacNasty]

Could one of you Christians PLEASE help me? As an atheist, I'm afraid that I will be condemned to hell. So, if that does happen to me, then how much is the postage from hell? Do they sell stamps, or should i bring my own? What time does the postman pick up the hellmail? Does everybody get a PO box, or do we share a return address like "c/o Satan, General Delivery"? If I'm burning in eternal hellfire, won't my stationery get scorched?  I have so many questions...I do want to be ready.

[mazdaspeedmx512lbs]

What a double standard if you do not follow chick track rules you imply you end up in hell. Chick is a MAN & I do need to follow his man made rules. You do not ever have to read a chick track to make it to heaven.You do not need to go through chick to make it to heaven.

[Kharmazov]

Another cream pie straith in the face of fundamentalists,keep up the good work;-)

[Loadmeup101]

hahahahahahahahahahaha Awesome

[skanthavelu]

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

[routty35]

if this is what god stoopes to ...to save soules then fuck him.he is a buisness and were the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!