Jesus Quest

Timmy's excited about his new video game, but excitement becomes something else as he discovers the true nature of the bible's most infamous characters.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• atheist
• atheism
• agnostic
• cartoon
• animation
• parody
• satire
• bible
• religion
• God

[YorianSevenfold]

Matthew 10:37 “Anyone who loves their father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; anyone who loves their son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me." That's what Jesus said. I'm supposed to love a man who I don't even know and died two thousand years ago more than my children and whole family, or else I'm not worthy of him, therefore I'm going to hell. You no what I say to some douche like that? "Fuck you". A serious FUCK YOU. How can someone love an evil bastard like him?

[TheHigherVoltage]

@MWarnkegwg The bible proves itself non-sense. From direct, irreconcilable contradictions (Adam made before birds...no wait, Adam made after birds), to flat out lies (Jesus told his generation the world would end in their lifetimes), to logical fallacies (like biblegod claiming to be all knowing, yet being surprised/angry by the outcome of events)

I agree with one thing you said - the bible should be read cover to cover. That helped cure me of the Christian delusion.

[TheJuvenileAtheist]

@SuperFlameRing All join The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[SuperFlameRing]

Yahweh is the final boss. To beat him you have to unlock the Flying Spaghetti Monster, lol.

[zilchnilton]

@YorianSevenfold sounds like someone on a power trip more than anything.

[zawnhead]

Jesus Christ - When will folk awaken. T~here are still thousands of relatively intelligent people who still hang on to the bible stories as being for real - That is very sad. But not only that; those morons will stop at nothing to tell normal folk that their shit is really; really true!@!

[YorianSevenfold]

@rayhorn100 HAH! Good one!

[Bastiest]

@YorianSevenfold Well, god created us just to praise him and his egostic and insecure existence. Plus to make sure that we would ever be thankful to him, he impregnated innocent and unsuspecting woman in front of her husband who gave born to a bastard son who'se life's purpose was to die painfully so we could be thankfull to him and god for it.

[rayhorn100]

Say it narutofan9999, and by the way, I'm quite sure that Jesus was a ninja of Konoha (Village of the Leaf): walking on water, creating copies of an object, resurrectin' dead people ( he probably used gedo mazo or something like that)

[Devilishlybenevolent]

Does anyone keep getting Moron adverts while watching these videos? Fucking religious cunts.

[TheHigherVoltage]

@MWarnkegwg (cont) scratch that last part. I shouldn't have added to the subject at hand.

[TheHigherVoltage]

@MWarnkegwg I have. It starts off with biblegod getting angry because people believe other bookgods as 'the real God'...so he forces them all to become drunks and destroy one another.

Doesn't sound very loving, or the actions of any real Creator of the universe, at all to me. It sounds more like just another godcult myth written to convince themselves to kill everyone that won't bow to their mythgod.

And curious...how can biblegod claim to love everyone, when he authorizes slavery?