Funny Video ABOUT BANANAS!!!
The gradualreport does a show about bananas while eating bananas talking about bananas...
Hello and welcome to the gradualreport ... my name is Danny ... and i am your best friend on the internet ... that is to say when we meet in real life i will probably not know you at all... today I eat bananas while talking about bananas ... the goal is to eat 20 bananas before the show is over...
Popular culture would have you believe that bananas are a magical fruit that come from the assholes of unicorns during birth... though colorful this is not true bananas grow on trees...
or are the unicorns disguised as trees!!!! clever unicorn ...
They are native to tropical South and Southeast Asia, and are likely to have been first domesticated in Papua New Guinea. Papua New Guinea famous of course for being a place where riding a huffy 10 speed instantly difficult.
Bananas are grown in at least 107 countries, but only speak one language... that language of love..... yeah ....
The banana fruits develop from the banana heart, in a large hanging cluster, made up of tiers (called hands), with up to 20 fruit to a tier. I am getting banana saturated... how you doing...?
Bananas are naturally slightly radioactive,[9][10] more so than most other fruits, because of their high potassium content, and the small amounts of the isotope potassium-40 found in naturally occurring potassium. That is actually a true fact... I wonder if my poo will glow...
The word banana itself might have come from the Arabic banan, which means "finger" ... who would have thought i was actually speaking Arabic this whole time.
there are lots of different types of bananas There are fuzzy bananas whose skins are bubblegum pink; green-and-white striped bananas with pulp the color of orange sherbet.. some times fact is stranger then fiction...
Cavendish bananas are the main commercial banana cultivators sold in the world market...
Export bananas are picked green, and ripen in special rooms upon arrival in the destination country. These rooms are air-tight and filled with ethylene gas to induce ripening. I guess its better then buring them in panda shit and seeing what happpens...
The vivid yellow color normally associated with supermarket bananas is in fact a side effect of the artificial ripening process. who would have thought that the fruit isle was a house of horrors on display.
Bananas can be ordered by the retailer "ungassed", and may show up at the supermarket fully green. bnnanas that have not been gassed will never fully ripen before becoming rotten. in this case i guess gassign is a good thing... maybe
An incredably importatn study done in 2008 reported that ripe bananas fluoresce when exposed to ultraviolet light. Green bananas do not fluoresce. The study suggested that this allows animals which can see light in the ultraviolet spectrum to more easily detect ripened bananas. Like a fruit bat ... fucking cool bannana
Final summation: bananas all they want is to get eaten ... and after this video neither you or I will ever look at a bannana the same... I love you me little lemon drops subscribe to teh show, share us on face book and I will love you as much as a person that donsn't really know can. . . .
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The gradualreport is a human experiment in comedy focusing on; human interactions, human phobias, animal news, giant world events, and scientific non-achievement. These things are distilled through the mind of a weird, smart, eccentric young man named Danny Grozdich and funny is the result.
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stop spinning god damn it! hahaha
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