Starcraft STIM PACK!!

This is what a commercial for a Terran Stim Pack from Starcraft would be like!

If you guys don't understand the "Hostess" joke, then go look up the Hostess's slogan. You'll see...

Disclaimer:
I am in no way affiliated with Blizzard or Hostess.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• starcraft
• 2
• II
• blizzard
• stim
• pack
• terran
• marine
• PC
• hostess
• commercial
• nuclear
• upgrade
• that's
• the
• stuff

[maskman17]

what for the stim packs are used huh?

[IAmSatoshi]

In Starcraft, it makes your marines fire faster.

[maskman17]

ok but when i use it my units lose their health... it's some kind of suicidal devic or what?

[IAmSatoshi]

Ah forgot to mention.

It lowers your unit's health in exchange for raising its firing rate.

[IAmSatoshi]

Haha okay...I'll just tell you; Hostess's slogan is: "That's the stuff! Hostess!"

[Agent1W]

I bet you can get a pack of 10 from Walgreens for only $25.

[dadude057]

not to mention it increases ur movement speed

[narutochura]

@maskman17 thats just to balance the game. It would be totally OP if every fight you just spammed the t button(hot key for stim).

[lolumadbros]

omg why so many dislikes? this is my favorite strategy........

[Fuldachiller]

@maskman17 marines can't die by stimpacks-overdose, but somehow they get more fragile... strange, isn't it?

[minigunner1212]

he had a can of Monster BFC

[ricur552]

@IAmSatoshi ... and movement speed

[the0vermind]

@KHfanguy yes in starcraft 1 they did its retarded they took that out of starcraft 2

[Komalaso]

Imagine nuclear stim packs :O

[KHfanguy]

is that what they actually say?

[AediaK]

They took out the sound effect in Starcraft 2.. now it's just some weird electro noise.. how boring...

[NaziZOMBIEpro100]

 #OMG