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if all else fails get the belt
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Where can I get patience?
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How to say "No!" to your toddler:
You need:
A mouth
Optional:
To be agressive
1. Walk to your toddler.
2. Say "No!"
Tip: If you want to be agressive, say "NO BITCH!", "Do it yourself, lazy!" or even "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I DON'T CARE!"
Warning: Don't say this in public, or this will cause you to be arrested.
Did you know: All the agressive, cuss words are actually words that are just used commonly as vulgar words. (Translation: All swears are really words that had another meaning.)
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THis is how to say NO to your rat er I mean toddler, " SHUT THE FUCK UP!":
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i need Samuel L Jackson to narrate this. "i said no mother fucker!"
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I swear they quoted super nanny like 10 times :L
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When I was small I fell and almost broke my arm
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My mission, to watch every boring howcast video
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1. say no to your toddler
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well i have consistency patience options consequences alternatives distractions and communication. i it's not working! oh wait. i guess it would help to have a toddler.
1. Learn how to talk.
2. Take a deep breath
3. Look at the person.
4. Open your mouth
5. Say NO.
Did you know?
No is said more than yes.
xXZarlachXx 1 year ago 72
Say "f*ck off you crazy b#tch!!"
Richiezhang880 7 months ago 13