1. DOMINATRIX SOFIA VERGARA & THE OATMEAL WIN THE INTERNET!

  2. BEST NEWS EVAAAAAR!!

  3. Super Secret Sexy Sunday Show Where I Answer Yo Questions

  4. SEND PITBULL TO THE MOON!!

  5. SO MUCH WIN!!

  6. FOOD vs DRUGS vs SEX!!

  7. JUSTIN BIEBER MAKES FUN OF YOUR DEAD MOTHER

  8. OBAMACARE UPHELD AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU

  9. GOOGLE GLASS and ALL THAT A$$

  10. OREOS are GAY!!

  11. JEW HATING ELMO, KATE UPTON, AND SOME REAL NEWS ;)

  12. SUPER SECRET SEXY SUNDAY SHOW #3! (also ask me questions)

  13. FAST AND FURIOUS!! OBAMA LOST THE GUNS!?

  14. 100 POUND BALLS, THE TSA and OTHER THINGS THAT RUB ME THE WRONG WAY

  15. KATE UPTON ON GQ & ALEC BALDWIN IS A FACE PUNCHER?!

  16. RODNEY KING FOUND DEAD IN POOL AT 47

  17. SUPER SECRET SEXY SUNDAY SHOW #2 (Also ask me questions)

  18. CHRIS BROWN BEAT DOWN AT NY NIGHT CLUB!?

  19. 2012 EURO CUP RIOT, MAC FAILS, AND LADIES IN BODY PAINT

  20. THE OATMEAL VS FUNNYJUNK and OTHER INTERNET WIN!!

  21. SNOOKI PICS LEAKED, NEW MACBOOK PRO & OTHER THINGS I DONT KNOW IF I WANT

  22. SUPER SECRET SEXY SUNDAY SHOW SHHHHHH (Also ask me questions)

  23. PROMETHEUS REVIEWED (The New Friday Show)

  24. JULIET STARLING WINS E3!!

  25. E3 Booth Babes, Dead Redcoats & Battle Royale

  26. HALO 4 GAMEPLAY, TOMB RAIDER, SEXISM IN TECH

  27. JUSTIN BIEBER CAUSES RIOT IN NORWAY!!

  28. THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU!!

  29. BEST BAMF PUPPY EVER!!

  30. 32 CHILDREN KILLED IN HOULA MASSACRE OVER MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND

  31. BEST SUPERHERO EVER!

  32. APPLE PREPARES ITSELF FOR WORLD DOMINATION!

  33. YOUTUBE IS BROKEN, ft. BOOBIES AND SUBSTANCE

  34. BAR REFAELI LIKES IT ON TOP & FACEBOOK PLUMMETS

  35. SATURDAY SHOW THINGY!!!...that totally isn't a thingy yet.

  36. KIM KARDASHIAN LIED: SKETCHERS DON'T SHAPE-UP!!

  37. FAT AMERICANS ARE STUPID BECAUSE THEY ARE FAT. -SCIENCE

  38. KIM KARDASHIAN HACKED, DIABLO 3 CRASHES & FACEBOOK IS A FAD

  39. "GATEWAY SEXUAL ACTIVITY" BANNED IN TENNESSEE

  40. BREASTFEEDING TIME MAGAZINE COVER CAUSES MOMMY WAR!

  41. OBAMA COMES OUT OF CLOSET AS FIRST PRO-GAY PRESIDENT

  42. COPS MURDER HOMELESS MAN ON CAMERA

  43. PR0N BLOCKED IN THE UK SOON & WHY THAT SUCKS!!

  44. MELANIE IGLESIAS & LISA RAMOS DEFEND THEIR TITLE!!

  45. MELANIE IGLESIAS VS KATE UPTON: DANCE OFF 2012!!

  46. KATE UPTON IS YO CAT DADDY!!

  47. POLICE TAZE AND BRUTALIZE INNOCENT MAN. BLAME IT ON KUNG-FU MOVIES.

  48. ASHLEY KETCHUM, NORWAY BAMFS & TINKERBELL GETS NASTY!!

  49. KIM KARDASHIAN MAKES $40 MILLION OFF OF YOUR HATE!!

  50. WOULD YOU PUT THIS IN YOUR MOUTH??!

  51. ROBOT PROSTITUTES & WHY YOUR MAJOR IS STUPID

  52. RENEE OLSTEAD ARRESTS MY DEVELOPMENT!!

  53. KIM KARDASHIAN FOR MAYOR OF GLENDALE?!? PLEASE GOD NO!!!!

  54. SARA UNDERWOOD MAKES TAX DAY STING A LITTLE LESS!

  55. EMMA WATSON & THE STARBUCKS RIOTS OF 2012

  56. TRIBES ASCEND, MOM'S RULE & THE CRAZIEST DBOTD EVER!!

  57. ZIMMERMAN FINALLY ARRESTED & CHARGED w/ SECOND DEGREE MURDER

  58. PULLING OUT: THE RICK SANTORUM STORY

  59. BIKINI CLAD LUCHADORES GUIDE TO THE GALAXY!!

  60. KATY PERRY FEELS LIKE A PLASTIC BAG IN 3D!!

  61. JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS A REAL WOMAN

  62. ASHTON KUTCHER IS STEVE JOBS IN NEW MOVIE!!?

  63. BEST NEWS EVARRRRRR!!

  64. COURTNEY STODDEN PETA AD MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH COWS IN THE FACE!

  65. RACIST HUNGER GAMES FANS FLEE INTERNET!!

  66. IS THIS A "REAL WOMAN?" and would GERALDO SHOOT IT IF IT WORE A HOODIE?!

  67. CHEAT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND W/ MEGAN PIPER!! NOT ON YOUR WORKOUT!

  68. DOCTOR WHO'S SEXY NEW COMPANION & OTHER THINGS I LOVED TODAY

  69. SOFIA VERGARA ON ESQUIRE MAGAZINE!!

  70. TRAYVON MARTIN MURDERED!! COPS RELEASE KILLER?!

  71. "KIM KARDASHIAN IS A F^#&ING IDIOT" - JON HAMM

  72. HEATHER MORRIS PICS LEAKED + THINGS THAT ACTUALLY MATTER!!

  73. HULK HOGAN SEX TAPE: HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD!!

  74. THE NEW IPAD: THE BEST THING YOU'LL REGRET BUYING!!

  75. WHO IS JOSEPH KONY?? #KONY2012

  76. CHRISTINA HENDRICKS & OLIVIA MUNN PICS LEAKED!!

  77. ALL PRAISE YOUR FUTURE INTERNET OVERLORD!!

  78. AVENGERS ASSEMBLE, SNOOKI PREGNANT & SUN EXPLOSIONS

  79. PETA NOW KILLS 95.9% of ANIMALS THEY "SAVE"?!

  80. KATE UPTON MAKES WOMEN AS FAT AS THEY THINK THEY ARE!!

  81. MONEY MAKES YOU FAT!! BIGGEST LOSER CONTESTANTS STRIKE

  82. CHRIS BROWN VS CM PUNK

  83. KATE UPTON MAKES ME LAST 45 SECONDS!

  84. JEREMY LIN'S "CHINK IN THE ARMOR" RACIST OR NOT?

  85. OBAMA GETS ALL THE WEED!!

  86. TRIPLE BYPASS BURGER GIVES MAN HEART ATTACK!! *SHOCKER*

  87. KATE UPTON BREAKS HEARTS ON VALENTINES!!

  88. CHRIS BROWN IS THE BEST PERSON EVER!!

  89. SELENA GOMEZ IS A WAY BETTER PERSON THAN YOU!

  90. MY REDDIT AMA & ASHLEY SKY GALLERY

  91. LINDSAY LOHAN AS TALENTED AS PROP 8 IS CONSTITUTIONAL!!

  92. REDDIT CRUSHES WOODY HARRELSON HARDER THAN GISELE TRASHES PATS!!

  93. KATE UPTON SEES HER SHADOW & PUNXSATAWNEY PHIL IS A SHAM

  94. SNOOKI & JWOWW BANNED FROM SHOOTING IN JERSEY!!

  95. KIM KARDASHIAN IS A MARKETING GENIUS & ANON STRIKES AGAIN!!

  96. DRINKING DONKEY S****N TOO NSFW FOR NBC's FEAR FACTOR!!

  97. ACTA, ESQUIRE MODELS, AND OTHER THINGS I WANT LOCKED IN MY BASEMENT

  98. MILEY CYRUS LOVES PEENCAKES!!

  99. KIM DOTCOM'S MUSIC SERVICE CANNED & KATE UPTON IS WAY TOO HOT