President Rush Limbaugh. Half Hour News Hour

"As president, I herby promise you, the america people, 4 years or more of commander in cheif excellence *laugh track*" That wasn't a joke... That was just a statement... IT WASN'T A JOKE. *weeps uncontrolably*

@TheMadOrc "Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?"

"the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons."

"Theyre 12 percent of the population. Who the hell cares?"

"[To an African American female caller]: Take that bone out of your nose and call me back."

"You know who deserves a posthumous Medal of Honor? James Earl Ray [assassin of MLK]. We miss you, James. Godspeed."

Want more?

He never said any of those things.

@TheMadOrc Of course. It must be false because it proves you wrong. If I were arsed enough I'd find audio files for all of these but then you would say they were edited or something.

So go find the files.

Worst case scenario.

And who says Rush has no sense of humor LOL!

fox news already has too many comedy shows

Next to air america and national public radio.