Academic Writer (Paperback Writer parody)

Lyrics:
Dear struggling student, when you read my book
it will suck your brains out with just a look!
It's based on a thousand other books I've read
And I reference them all 'cause I am an academic writer
Academic writer!

I use the biggest words at my command
To make it difficult to understand
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico-
volcanoconiosis now that is big but nothing for a writer
Academic writer!

Academic writeeeer (writer!) (writer...)

It's got ten revisions give or take a few
Then another is out in a week or two!
I do this to add a couple more big words
And to empty your wallets cause I am a total pompous blighter
Academic writer!

If I wrote my book to be decipherable
Then the consequences would be terrible
You'd see that the book could be a quarter the length
But I wouldn't make money the way I do if it was lighter
ACADEMIC WRITER!!!

Acadeeeeemic writer! (Academic writer...)
Acadeeeeemic writer! (Academic writer...)
Acadeeeeemic writer! (Academic writer...)
Acadeeeeemic writer! (Academic writer...)

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Everything in the song performed by myself using only the built-in microphone on my iMac, my cheap Jaw Harp, 93 pence in change and my own angelic voice. Edited in Garageband. (Then video edited in Final Cut.)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• the
• beatles
• paperback
• writer
• norwegian
• wood
• yesterday
• hey
• jude
• jaw
• harp
• jew
• cover
• parody
• funny
• weird
• freaky
• magnulus

[ireynolds1]

Strange, but cool and true

[Magnulus]

^_^ I'm glad you liked it. I was so frustrated by some of my text books when I wrote this, you have no idea.

[mylittletreehouse]

*Highly Addictive*

[Magnulus]

*chuckles* Thanks so much!

[OverExposedNotes]

This is out of this world funny. Nice Beatles parody hat tip. :::Favorited:::

[Magnulus]

^_^ Thanks a lot!

[Indigokitteh]

I've always liked this video, but now that I am in college, it truly speaks to me.

[rekaraffay]

You are crazy but cool :D

[algeriamacgyver]

i had the idea to make it philosophy doctor, but the ministary of scientific research and high studies hasn't fixed the condition top be a PH-D accordibng to the LMD system

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[treskall1]

Well, if you made the music for this one, you at least do not totally lack talent. The video was shit, but your ugly face fits well as an evil genie/spirit thingy. Actually felt a little scared looking at it.

[Choikesta]

hahah pretty funny like it.

[idkmyusername86]

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[SillyOclock]

very good.