Fox News Says Texas Prayers Answered?
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@skoockum Prayer caused horse shit to rain down in Texas? Damn-only gOD could do that.
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@ramone2185 people believe in this stuff because it somehow brings them comfort. It also helps them cope with their fear of death.
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@Timmoux Yes, our all powerful, all loving, and all knowing sausage is too big for is specs of dust to understand in the grand scheme of things. :p
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@skoockum may french fries bless my cheese burger.
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PRAISE GOD. He is good, see, you skeptical atheists. It's been raining in Texas and only 4 months after Gov. Perry prayed for rain. Also, stop beating on Fox news as it's the "fair and balanced news station. Now, I'll end by praying. Thank you gOD for NOTHING you MIA dick. You need to get your divine ass back here to earth and take "all" of your simpleton sheep with you to the far side of the universe. :p
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It only works if you pray to joe pesci. he gets shit done
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@Timmoux May Sausage bless you, my home fries.
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@skoockum That sounds like undeniable proof to me. Sausages work in mysterious ways...
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What does "God*s" accent sound like, is it southern hick/hillbilly, uneducated schmuck, is that what "God" speaks too? Nobody believes in him where I live, so I've never heard his no doubt sleasy and disgusting pervert voice. Flush God down the toilet, move to Europe! Yopu won't be bothered by him there! No posters, no sermons, televangelists, no "B:J" catholic priests, and the people who talk to voices in their heads are in hospitals, not churches! EUROPE FOREVER! FUCK YOUR GODS/JEEBUSES! : )
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Really? Didn't Michele Bachman say that God told her to run for the Presidency? Is she still in the race? I'm not seeing how people believe in this.
Hey, prayer works, I prayed to the Great and Terrible Yog-Sothoth while I was making a sandwich that I would find mustard in the fridge and I found it. The jar was empty, but hell, I found it. Thank you Yog-Sothoth, you are indeed Great and Terrible.
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Yog-Sothoth R’lyeh wgah-nagl ftaghn.
MrFivefivefivesix 5 months ago 74
1. You pray for something that will happen eventually.
2. Someday, the things you pray for happened.
3. Tell people, your prayers is answered.
4. PROFITS!!!
Here's an example of how to do it.
I pray that the sun rise from the east side. Next morning, the sun rise from the east. Me for president.
liquidsnakeckw 2 months ago 6