I Want Candy Dead! lyrics in description.

Sorry it took us so long to put this one up. Leiah couldn't download the sing which meant no editing for awhile. But we got it done and we had so much fun making this video, probably my fave so far :P
LYRICS:
Will somebody answer the fucking phone? Good Lord.

Hello?

Hey Justin.

My name isn't Justin.

Hey. It's Aaron.

That's great.

I can't come out tonight.

What?

I'm going to see this girl.

But I thought we were gonna have an orgy.

No. No. Her name is Candy.

I don't care what her name is.

She's real cute. I gotta go. See ya.

What? Oh, hell no.

I know a girl who's tough but sweet. (More like sour.)

She's so fine she can't be beat.

(I'll fucking beat her.)

She's got everything that I

desire. (Yeah, well she's missing

a few inches.)

Set the summer sun on fire. (I'll light her on fire.)

I want Candy. (Ew.)

I want Candy. (I didn't know you liked the taco.)

I want Candy. (Are you sure it's not Randy?)

I want Candy. (I'll kill that bitch.)

Go to see her when the sun goes

down. (You always told me you were

going to the bathroom.)

Ain't no finer girl in town. ('Cause she's a slut.)

You're my girl, what the doctor

ordered. (I didn't know you could

have a skank as a prescription.)

So sweet she makes my mouth water.

('Cause my cock was in your mouth

last night.)
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I want Candy. (Yeah, candy penis.)

I want Candy. (You're gonna smell like fish.)

I want Candy. (Bitch, you're not Willy Wonka.)

I want Candy. (She's just a loose-pussied ho.)

Hey. (What?)

Hey. (What?!)

Hey. (Why do you keep saying hey?)

Hey. (Stop it.)

Hey. (What is this hey?)

Hey. (Stop it.)

Hey. (I will kill you. Shut up.)

Hey.

Candy on the beach, there's nothing

better. (Oh, gag me with a spoon.)

But I like Candy when it's wrapped

in a sweater. (Well, isn't that

kinky.)

Someday soon I'll make you mine. (You're a

cockeye, I don't want you.)

Then I'll have Candy all the time.

(You'll have the smell of fish all

the time.)

I want Candy. (It's not even Halloween.)

I want Candy. (She's not even a real girl.)

I want Candy. (Great. Let's go to

WalMart and get some.)

I want Candy. (Oh, God, we get the point.)

Candy in the morning time. (Ew.)

Candy in the hot sunshine. (Ew.)

Candy, baby, can't you see? (No.)

All I want is your Candy! (Gross.)

Candy in the morning time. (Ew.)

Candy in the hot sunshine. (Ew.)

Candy, baby, can't you see? (No.)

All I want is your Candy!

Hey. (Oh, not again.)

Hey. (Shut up.)

Hey.

All I want is your Candy!

Hey. (Shut up.)

Hey. (I will kill you....I will kill you with my eyeliner)

Hey.

Hey. All I want is your Candy!

(I'll kill that bitch, too!)

Category:

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Tags:

• Want
• Candy
• Dead
• Leiah
• Andie
• Geoffrey
• Paris
• Lyrics
• Willy
• Wonka
• Walmart
• Aaron
• Carter

[lulu39031]

hahh not funny

[LeiahAndAndie]

@lulu39031 cool :D

[babygirllll555]

awww, this was reallly good.

[clearascrystal24]

Hello my name is crystal

and im studying film at college

could i practice with some of your footage

i use sony vegas pro 8

i will credit you for the original video footage

and all i will do is add effects like earthquakes glow

green& red flashes add words too it :)

[littlemissrandomLPS]

this is awesome!

[Caljamscott]

Great!

[cocobeware7536]

I like it better than the guys. Mostly cuz they were fucking fruity.

[perfectpeople228]

love it!!!

[lightning423]

lol could tell your were trying not to laugh XD

[AngelaToTheSky707]

haha this is so funny ^^