April Fools Joke: Impossible Test #2

This time, I did it to Class 2.
Again, see how they are just smiling and giggling because they believe they just had a class photo taken-- that was how I managed to turn on the video recording.
Boys are seated a distance away from the girls, too.
Notice how the room grows dead silent in less than a second when I tell them to stop talking. You would think your audio stopped working. They're such good kids.

The fake test had eight questions that the students couldn't answer or sometimes even make sense of:
Spoken English Examination
1. Define in your own words the best method to determining proper use of linguistics.
2. When using verbal speech, explain how you can project your voice without causing any damage to your larynx.
3. Without using Chinese, list at least three other known methods of communication, verbal or otherwise.
4. During a state when the mind is drifting between one form or consciousness to another, are there any physical sensation manifesting within the body? Explain.
5. If one were to take several examples of xenophobia and concentrate them into a short paragraph, what is an example of something a flaxagarian might say?
6. At what stage to you believe your other classmates will understand that I am playing a joke on them?
7. Vulgarity, nonsense words and excess have always been peculiar distractions that speakers use when stalling. Are these effective? Explain your reason for yes or no.
8. Valderis dwazzi necrobabliosis un wei nombula em rulia well nominominon, twee? Try to explain this in your own words.

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Comedy

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