Gluttony, prison, then hell. The Douglas Preston book-signing tour.
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take a shit inside the book and then ask him to sign it.
2 years ago 5
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Borrow a cow from the ranch, take said cow to the book signing, try pimping out the cow to the people in line, $50 an hour should be good. When the police arrive, offer them a 50% discount.
2 years ago 5
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@bapyou Desertphile visited Preston recently and made a video about it, if you did not see it yet.
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Hire a dozen mexican day laborers to come along with you.
Dump a couple hefty sacks of leaves in the place and have the laborers fire up their leaf blowers to clean up the mess. The laborers get paid, the place gets cleaned-- everybody's happy. ¡Good times!
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Bring one of your rifles with a synthetic stock and bring one of those silver sharpies.
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barf all those rellenos all over the signing table
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So any reasons to do it in particular why you would want to do this? This question is submitted before I do massive amounts of research upon whom this author is and what this book is about.
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Bring your goat to the book signing. Maybe the rooster too.
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I wonder how many people suggested you get naked so far...
Take your "flying kittens" along, or some other animal, and make em fly/walk through the crowd. :P
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Do the flash dance routine naked!!
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I know Douglass Preston is a science fiction author, but I know him as the guy who wrote 'Cities of Gold' about his travels across Arizona and New Mexico on horseback in the present day and across time in the same Southwest. What a great book. I couldn't put it down.
bapyou 1 year ago
@bapyou ;In October Douglas Preston and Walter Nelson will talk at Abiquiu, New Mexico, about their horseback trip across the Southwest. I hope to be there.
Desertphile 1 year ago
I'm glad Preston tours Oregon first. You guys might put him off book signings for a while :)
Mumugrrl 2 years ago
Ah, but Preston appears to like New Mexico: he has a ranch here (if one can call it that), and a New Mexico driver's license! :-) The Land Grant Wars are still going on, but these days the enemies use lawyers instead of guns (more or less).
Desertphile 2 years ago