Naughty Little Mermaid (Little Mermaid Parody)

Ariel's naughty side has come out. With this hillarious parody of "Part of your world" from Disney's Little Mermaid, comes a side of Ariel which you've never seen before.



Lyrics: (Mature only)

Maybe he's right, maybe there really is something the matter with me. I just don't believe that something that makes such wonderful things could be bad...

Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collections complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm a girl,
A girl who has... everything?

Look at my face, check out my chest,
Wouldn't you say clamshell bras are the best.
Lookin around me you'd think,
Sure, I could tap that.

But as you know I'm a mer-folk,
and so I'm a fish down below.
You want great human looks? I've got half.

But who cares, no big deal, I want more...

I wanna be like the people are,
Not with scales but with real genitalia.
Rolling around between the, what do you call them?
Oh... sheets.

Flipping my fins, I can't get to far,
Cunts are required for nearly everything.
Selling myself on the...
...what's that word again? Street.

Up where they bang,
Up where they bone,
Up where they stay up at night all alone.
I've never cum, wish I could have, a vagina.

What would I give...
...if I could live with a vibrator?

What would I pay...
...to spend a day, warm with a cock.

Bet you on land they'd understand,
that they don't, fuck over their daughters.

Wet young women, sick of nothing,
ready to lay...

I'm ready to do what the people do,
What's your position and,
What's your name and...
What's gonorrhea and why does it...
What's the word? Burn?

When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love...
Love to fuck like they do up above.
Not celibate, wish I could have...
a vagina.............................

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Little
• Mermaid
• Vagina
• Bang
• Bone
• Disney
• Parody
• Song
• Music
• Sing
• Solo
• Monologue
• Debut
• Funny
• Comedy
• Ariel
• Naughty
• Girl
• Wish

[Azzon555]

I dont know whether to laugh or cry :|

[FireStormBaller]

@TheHunterD69 This hurts my childhood, but makes my adulthood. XD

[cupcakefairy87]

I feel sick.

[TimSchohdesmoines]

If the singer in this video is single I've got 17 words for her: "Ariel, I'm Captain Stamina Trustfund and I would like to break some of nature's laws with you."

[OrganizationXIIIxlov]

no u dnt wish u had a vagina. u get ur period, and u have to make potty breaks. u have a frickin fish tail. shit goes in, and it appears tht NOTHING COMES OUT.

u mermaids must let ur bodies take the nutrients than spit it all back up, right?

[BlackRoseDragon14]

Vagina part makes me laugh. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[MultiBelle22]

@dirtydancer111 That's probably because she's the only DP who was married already by the time her sequel took place - people like Mulan and Jasmine and Pocahontas got married IN the sequels and others like Belle had mid-equals, where the sequel took place before she married the Beast/Prince

[dirtydancer111]

did anyone else notice that ariel is the only disney princess that ever got pregnant?

[kagome81807]

omfg noooooo

[clockwerk35]

482 women have no Vaginas

[alexcurefan94]

sorry i dont get it yet

[alexcurefan94]

@Azzon555 and u dont know whether to life or die