Tesco Value Swercle Stoppers! Sweaty armpit eliminators! (Advert #3s1) funny

Sure let you down? Want a durable solution for your swercles?

Sweaty armpits that leave unsightly damp patches on your clothes often with white marks or yellow marks are really annoying. Procter & Gamble and Unilever have made billions out of making this normal body function look vulgar and disgusting above all embarrassing .

Botox can solve sweaty armpit circles (swercles) but it is expensive, surgery is also costly and recovery time can vary. So Tesco Value Swercle Stoppers are the quick fix solution!

Antiperspirants and body sprays are now a thing of the past! Swercle Stoppers are fragrance free, Aluminium free, Benzyl Benzoate free. Hypo-allergenic and can be used on delicate sensitive skin which most sprays can not. Please note that this product is extremely Flammable and highly toxic. If swallowed the following will happen...

First, heart burn and bloating with an unquenchable thirst for prune juice. After an hour you will want to listen to Justin Beiber "music" full blast. If you survive the neighbours wanting to murder you, you will collapse and then be taken to the hospital (not by your neighbours) You will then be kept alive only by machines pumping Formaldehyde through your veins but this will only work for so long. After 24 hours of sickness and vomiting with uncontrollable diarrhea you will die. The good news is that you will be swercle and odour free! It is not advised that you breathe the fumes from the empty can either... This can lead to...

Becoming a Cher Lloyd fan, singing poor quality songs, cause light headed actions and cravings for peanut butter on Ryvita or Snack-a-Jacks.

Tesco Value Swercle Stoppers are not environmentally friendly and must not be dropped into the sea as it will soak it all up. BP used swercle stoppers to soak up the oil spill in America so they can be used to soak up oils if you wish.

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Comedy

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[atomicnortherner]

@Dollymixture68 just out of my bizzare mind lol! =-D

[Dollymixture68]

Where do you think these ideas up. They're funny as hell