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Uploaded by on Dec 8, 2007

Okay, this is a little less laggy than the last one. Here's hoping it works well. Credits are at the end of the video, I take no credit whatsoever, etc.

I haven't had the pleasure of playing portal (my computer kinda sucks, so I can't play any good PC games.) But my friend is a big fan of it, so I get all the jokes. From what he tells me, this video fits perfectly! XD

This was the new "Comic" on http://www.vgcats.com on 12/7/07

Lyrics:
This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
"HUGE SUCCESS!!"

It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.

Aperture Science;
We do what we must,
because we can.

For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done,
and you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive.

I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now -
Even though you broke my heart,
and killed me.

And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!

Now, these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of BETA.
We're releasing on time!
So I'm GLaD I got burned -
Think of all the things we learned -
for the people who are
still alive.

(Go ahead and leave me...)
(I think I'd prefer to stay inside...)
(Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you?)
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

Anyway this cake is great!
It's so delicious and moist!

Look at me; still talking
when there's science to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done,
on the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive.

Still alive.

Still alive.

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  • i have a shirt that says the cake is a lie i was wearing it to school one day and a teacher walks up to me and says "but its so deliciously moist" man that was funny as hell

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  • It is a shame the portal 2 song wasn't as good. But then, it is hard to follow up from this i guess.

  • @LucineAura If I am correct the do. Download the Steam Engine from Valve which is free and search for Portal.

  • @jrjuggalo159 Haha ^^ I would but there is no way I can right now, do they make it for mac?

  • @LucineAura U....Never....Played....Portal­..... Why do I wish to strangle you now? Go play it.

  • press 1 to start the song

  • THEDEVIL1992 sent me here... :)

  • 2:15

    OLY SHIT that face scared me there!

  • hear this music after you finish the portal game turns it 100% coller

  • I have never played portal but i still love this song :D

  • @videoguy3333 but it was a lie...

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