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Forbiden Fruit - Ch. 2 - edward

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Uploaded by on Dec 9, 2011

Atlantiana (or whatever her name is this time) very nearly has sex with Edward in the hallway, but then stops just in time to claim she's not a slut. Still, to go that far after just meeting the guy, that's pretty slutty nonetheless.

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  • I love you so much right now.

    The classy way you said "biatch" was priceless... I could point out all of the bits I thought were gold but so little time, but quickly the way you say "gf" makes me laugh so much.

  • This video is filled So much win..yet so much fail at the same time.

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  • Oh my. Aren't teenagers great?

  • wait....gigglestick?????????

    

  • This author really has some issues....

  • I must say, you get extra bonus points for being able to say "massive throbbing gigglestick" without actually giggling, good sir xD

  • This is a little too obviously a parody of "My Immortal," but it's still fun.

    Haha, man-carrot

  • Sadly I have a friend who spells like this... and she's in her twenties.

  • I LOVE the author's mangling of Shakespearean English and hilarious malapropisms:

    "I need to speck to thee"

    "gassing into my eyes"

    "caught hold of my waste"

    "schlepped him hard across the face"

    "I didn't mean to rut thee"

    There's nothing as funny as "viower excretion advised" or "Snap and Loopin were masticating" (from My Immortal), but it still made me laugh.

  • The author's shoddy attempts at Middle English remind me a fair bit of how 'Volxemort' speaks in "My Immortal". Also, your side notes are highly entertaining. Well done, as always!

  • Campires: they are horribly fabulous

  • @elphieofkiamoko It's a real compliment. I don't get this woman. It's not like they're paying her fake compliments(it's happened to me before. Makes no sense, really.).

    God, I'm trying to make sense of this. I'm just going to stop that.

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