newfie joke

dan tellin newfie jokes.. lol

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Comedy

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• newfie
• joke
• newfoundland
• dan
• jokes
• jimmy
• flynn
• circle
• fly

[TampaRed]

@wheely28 Nova Scotians are Newfoundlanders who ran out of gas on the way to Toronto.

[cottonshrinks]

that's baymen, real tick. usually the closer to town you move the more audible the accent becomes. i gets a kick outta fellow newfs that are embarresed by this. fuck off feelin like you need to hop into the blender with the mainlanders. ya fuckheads. newfs arent stupid, you're just stupid

[Keleysmoon15]

@amsterdope Newfoundland" he says "There's a fly that always buzzes round the horses ass and it's a circle fly!" "So are you sayin' my face looks like a horses ass?!" He said "Nooo sir! But you can't fool those circle flys!"

Helped as much as I could, lol.

[Keleysmoon15]

@amsterdope This isn't from the beginning, but it's the joke part.

"You know Drew (Something) right? He's in jail at Fort McCreary; Cop pulls 'im over, he's speedin'."

"Sir, License and Registraition please?"

"He says yes sir, no problem sir and hands it right out and (buddy's) writin down the stuff ya know, givin' him a ticket and a flys botherin the cops head, he says"

"Sir! I think you've got a circle fly there!" He's like,

"Wai- a sec...what's a circle fly?!"

"Well, back home in

[amsterdope]

Can somebody translate this into English?

[ThePatsy1966]

lol ..funny

[joshawatt]

@chrissept21 do it every night yea fuck.

[joshawatt]

@chrissept21 do it ever night yea fuck.

[Jillsnoimagenation]

Im a Newfie so I know for a fact that if another Newfie walks around with a cowboy hat on he'd never hear the end of it.

[levey]

@chrissept21

Not sure which part of NS you are from, but that is a common practice at my house. Cept speakin the newfanese, lov. But that comes after a few stiff drinks. 

[40DeVille]

We do it where i come from in Scotia, no udder way my son.