Mr. Deity and the Really Hard Time

Larry and Timmy have problems creating time and nothingness.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Mr.
• Deity
• God
• Religion
• Creation
• Creator
• Time
• Nothingness
• Aquinas
• R&D
• Mystery

[TheShortStory]

This is my absolutely favorite episode. The dialogue is excellent! Seriously, a work of art.

[misterdeity]

@TheShortStory Thanks so much! It's one of my favorites as well. It's really fun to do live.

[1tabligh]

@Petrander Before he enters the realm of science and knowledge with all its concerns, man is able to perceive certain truths by means of these innate perceptions. But after entering the sphere of science and philosophy and filling his *brain* with various proofs and deductions, he may forget his natural and innate perceptions or begin to doubt them. It is for this reason that when man moves beyond his innate nature to delineate a belief, differences begin to appear.

[Petrander]

@1tabligh Dude, it's really quite simple: If you're just gonna ignore my arguments and talk gibberish back, so will I. And as long as we're not restricted to only accepting as fact, statements that actually can be supported by evidence, I will repeat my assertion that He-Man totally outmachoes this "Allah" idol that you are worshipping. You cannot disprove that, because you will need to find proof for it first! HAHA! So where's your proof of Allah at least having a battle cat or something.

[1tabligh]

@Petrander We discover the existence of an objective law from within the totality of phenomena that it is capable of interpreting. If, then, the establishment of scientific truth is possible only by means of direct sensation, the majority of scientific truths will have to be discarded, since many scientific facts cannot be perceived by means of sensory experience or testing.

[Petrander]

@1tabligh Well, then how can YOU deny the power of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe!? There are many who believe that he, together with She-Ra and Man-at-arms conjured up the world as we know it. Unless and until you have actually visited Castle Grayskull and tested his strength, how can you deny that your Allah must be a sissy compared to him? And I tell you another thing: At least He-Man wasn't a pedophile like Mohammed. Okay, perhaps he was gay. But, hey, who am I to judge? Or you?

[1tabligh]

@Petrander If man, through the application of scientific instruments and criteria, cannot perceive the existence of a thing, he cannot deny its existence simply because it is incompatible with material criteria, unless he disposes of some proof that the thing in question is impossible.

[Petrander]

@1tabligh Well, likewise in the case of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, their influence is growing. Affecting millions of young minds in the 80s, YouTube is now brimming with clips bringing forward his message. And you still have not answered my challenge of who'd win in an all out bitch-fight: He-Man or "Allahaha"?

BTW I heard that Mohammed was Allah's partner on earth or something and that he could ride a flying horse. Just so you know: He-man's battle cat has horses for lunch!

[1tabligh]

@Petrander scientific principles, primary deductions and propositions based on reflection, and deny the existence of the Creator.

Now, too, in the age of science and technology, when man has found his way into space, a considerable number of scientists have a religious outlook as part of the intellectual system; they have come to believe in the existence of a creator, a source for all beings, not only by means of the heart and the conscience, but also through deduction and logic.

[1tabligh]

@Petrander When the experimental sciences demonstrate that the elements and natural facrtors cannot exert any independent influence and do not possess any creativity; when all of our experiences, our sensory feelings, and our rational deductions point to the conclusion that nothing occurs in nature without a reason and cause and that all phenomena are based on an established system and specific laws, when all of this is the case, it is surprising that some people turn their backs on

[Petrander]

@1tabligh prove it

[1tabligh]

@Petrander Some people try to propagate this *fantasy* in the garb of science and to present their choice as having been dictated by scientific thought. In the final analysis, however, the denial involved in such an assertion is unworthy of science and philosophy, and even *contradicts* empirical logic.