No Balls - Original song

Lyrics

Why can't I find my balls?
Why the hell am I such a pussy?
Why is my dick so small?
How can I resolve these insecurities?

So let's go ball shopping tomorrow
And get rid of all this sorrow
How much does it cost to get new balls?
I'll just give the store a call

Now ball's in your court
How do you like my retort
Even though my dick is short
I'm still the king of my forte

Chorus

Basketballs, cricket balls
I really like those bowling balls
Tennis balls, racket balls
Swinging on my tether balls

Chorus

I hope they have some bouncy balls.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• herro
• prease
• original
• acoustic
• guitar
• drunk
• halfway
• decent
• no
• balls

[MrCoreyandjessica]

lol damn this was good. i thought bloodhound gang would have come up with something this funny. but hands down and hats off to you guys for this video/song. lol hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brogantrull]

Needs more cowbell

[brogantrull]

Hilarious man



[virilevocalist]

Nice post production hahahaha.