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Uploaded by on Nov 3, 2007

Avast ye mateys, Captains MoonlightMuseum and wrestlingjunkie19 are to tell you about the deliciousness of CANDY BARS, ARRG!

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  • I made a wrong turn about 1:43 minutes back. I just looked aout the window and saw I am at the corner of Moron and Shithead. I must make it back to Sanity Street before it is too late.

    I am just taking a guess here, but I am sure this song was thought up by a bunch of idiots sitting around getting high and saw a candy bar wrapper on the floor of their rotted mobile home and thought they had a great idea: The Candy Bar Song.

    Warning: DON'T SMOKE AND THINK. THIS IS THE SAD RESULT WHEN YOU DO.

  • @lrd9999 IKR

  • This isn't the song I was expecting. About 20 years ago, I heard one of those "story with a musical background" records on the radio in which every noun was a candy bar. It was a little off-color and ended with "... then, I put my ButterFinger in her KitKat and 9 months later a BabyRuth came out". The next day, the same DJ was apologizing profusely, probably because someone threatened to call the FCC. Never hear it again.

  • @mybluebelly Some chocolate connoisseurs don't even consider Hershy and Nestle bars real chocolate, for some reason I can't recall. I've tried chocolates that must have come from $100 boxes, but, to tell you the truth, a $1 Heshey bar tastes at least as good to me as any other chocolate. Having low-brow American taste can sometimes save you a ton of money.

  • lol such original lyrics

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  • If you want to hear a really funny candy bar song listen to "Candy Wrapper" by Bird and Macdonald on YouTube, then buy the original "Dukes Of Disgusting" album now available on iTunes.

  • A couple of years ago an imposter friend of mine bought with him a couple of Hersey bars to me from New York(USA) I live in Norway, so this was a very special experience for me and my other friends. We like to think that we have very good chocolate over here, but the Hershey bar was not all that bad. I would never otherwise have been able to taste this great bar. I`m now in love with Hershey, PA! This dude actually migrated from the U.S. to live in Norway :-) Cool candy song. 

  • CANDY BAR

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