Secrets || Ep.3

HELLO(: Joe is a manwhore in real life. js. He and I aren't friends no more. *glares at computer screen* Like open your eyes dude. Put a picture of that vampire and Demi right next to eachother. smh. I'm not blaming everything on him, just partly :D I HOPE DEMAY GETS BETTER and she shall. And if Joe doesn't straighten himself up, Demi deserves better. BUUUT, Doe (that's their other couple name for those of you who only know jemi) in the virtual life will never stop being awesome. because its virtual. *woosh* its freezing and its texas. wtf. OKAY. moving on :D

Joe: Because it is no one. Just stay here. (goes downstairs)
Demi: (tapping her finger, sits by the top of the staircase)
Pizza Man: Your pizza. (hands him the pizza)
Joe: Thanks. (gives him the money and closes the door, looks up and sees Demi looking) What? Did you expect a drug dealer holding a gun to my head because I haven't paid him?
Demi: Ha..ha..noo...your staircase..is just...really dirty. (cleans it with her shirt) All better. (stands up)
Joe: (walks up stairs) I suppose I should pay him before that happens though.
Demi:........
Joe: I'm kidding.
-later-
Miley: So? Does he have dead hookers in his closet?
Demi: No, he---what the hell?
Miley: What? In all those crime shows there's always a hooker, and that one creepy dude that wants to kill her. Like Jack the Ripper, except those were prostitutes...is there a difference?
Demi: You really need to watch Powerpuff Girls again.
Miley: Whatever, anyways, how is he?
Demi: He's not bad..I mean, he's kind of creepy, but in a good way?
Miley: So basically you think he's hot and you'd definetly tap that?
Demi: (facepalm)
Miley: I'll be taking that as a yes.
Demi: I have a boyfriend, remember?
Miley: That doesn't mean you can't think he's hot. holy shit.
Demi: What?
Miley: If you showed him your tattoo, he'd make love to you right on the spot.
Demi: Well, your mom obviously didn't throw you at the wall as a baby. (stands up)
Miley: Sarcasm is for the insecure. And she only dropped me once.
Demi: (gives her a look)
Miley: Fine. Twice.
[wtf it's only 7:20 and it's dark. IT SHOULDN'T BE DARK.]
-next day at school-
Miley: Does he know you have a boyfriend?
Demi: Yes.
Miley: But you two still flirt.
Demi: No.
Miley: Yes.
Demi: Blergh. (smacks her)
Zach: Heey. (kisses Demay's cheek)
[don't ask me who zach is. I don't know :D not from the suite life. that would be creepy.)
Demi: Hi. (smiles) Oh. There's Joe. You should go hang out with him.
Zach: Miley told me he was a serial killer..
Miley: I said that yesterday.
Zach: So he's not.
Demi: No you idiot.
Zach: Ouch.
Demi: (giggles a bit) Just go.
Zach: (walks over) Helllo.
Joe: (looks over) Hi. You're Demi's boyfriend right?
Zach: That is me. I hope.
Joe: (chuckles a bit) I'm Joe.
Zach: Zach. So..you think anyone is hot here?
Joe: Uh..yes?
Zach: Who?
Joe: It's a secret?
Zach: Alrighty then.

I ended that awkwardly :3

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[mklovesjonas]

zach needs to fall down a well. kaythanksbye :) haha theres only room for joe and demi. that silly boy will get in the way.

[MegaBubbleGum0]

moore pleease?

[mrkevinjonasisHOT]

lol loved it miley is so funny x

your an amazing writer please post more

[JemiLover3000]

Hey I know someone named Zachary Taylor and he's a manhore haha I call all the girls who sorround him "Zach's hoes"

I mean we're only in 6TH GRADE.Well you'd THINK I'm in 8th or something but REALLY I'm in 6th

[thekrolinsign2]

ahahhaha thhis is like a comedy ahaha not creepy at all..hahah

[jemifan11]

dude i always laugh at ur stories. ur the funniest writer on youtube

love the episode

[ddlandselgomezfan]

Uh. Yes. Demi would most definitely tap dat ass.

I don't even know how to comment. There's no way to respond to this awesomeness.

[WWWXXXZZZ81]

"So you think he's hot and you'd definatly tap that?" Hell yes! lol

[Claire8216]

awesome episode!!! i thot u quit but im glad u didnt!!

[100TeamEdward]

that is really good episode and its not weird because here in LA my home it is 8 and it starts to get dark at 6:30 or earlier but no more earlier than 6:00 by 7:00 it is all dark