Soldier Gaga ft. Spyoncé - Cap My Point (Telephone)

My second installment in the Make Crap Good with TF2 series. Soldier sings his heart out about his favorite activity, capping points.

MP3: http://www.mediafire.com/?cqewwpp6a16hbcf

Telephone owned by Lady Gaga and Beyoncé
Team Fortress 2 owned by Valve

This video is commentary on the song Telephone, therefore protected by the Fair Use doctrine:

"Fair use is a doctrine in United States copyright law that allows limited use of copyrighted material without requiring permission from the rights holders, such as for commentary, criticism, news reporting, research, teaching or scholarship."

Lyrics:

[Soldier]
Today is a good day
Give'em hell, boys!
Nice work, good work, outstanding
Deploy a sentry here
Chaaarge, forward!
The worm has turned, gentlemen
Leeeeft, hur! Hur!
Rally round, help me cap this point!

Help cap this point
Help-help cap this point
Left, right, left, right
You will help me capture my point

I will eat your ribs, I will eat your very soul
Do not look at me, I did not ask you a question
Surrender now, maggots, and you will not be harmed
Welcome to the United States of You-Just-Got-Dominated!

Scum, maggot, boat, faggot
You will help me capture my point
This point is mine, take your lumps like a man
Booyah!
Scum, maggot, boat, faggot
You are not welcome in my world

[Scout]
This sucks on ice!

[Soldier]
Boys that scout is a spy! (bam bam)
It's called a zoo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Unless it's a fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-arm
It's called a zoo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Unless it's a fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-arm

You are a mistake of nature
You will help me cap my point
You are nothing but a bunch of cowards
You will help me cap my point
You are walking vomit
You will help me cap my point
You are an Englishman with a dress
You will help me cap my point

[Spy]
Sorry to pop in unannounced
Dominated! YOU SUCK!
Was there ever any doubt? No.
Oh please! Oh merde!
You are all incompetent cowards
This is a disaster!
Everyone back to the base, partner
Well, off to visit your mother!

[Soldier]
We have commandeered my point
You've done me proud, boys
Every one of you deserves a d-d-doooo-door

[Spy]
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up
Does it hurt when I do that? (bam bam)

[Together]
Nice shot!

(bam) Nice shot!
(bam bam) Nice shot!

[Spy]
Does it hurt when I do that?

(bambambam) Nice shot!

[Soldier]
Scum, maggot, boat, faggot
You will help me capture my point
This point is mine, take your lumps like a man
Booyah!
Scum, maggot, boat, faggot
You are not welcome in my world

[Scout]
This sucks on ice!

[Soldier]
Boys that scout is a spy! (bam bam)

(x2)

It's called a zoo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Unless it's a fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-arm
It's called a zoo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Unless it's a fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-arm

You are a spineless worm
You will help me cap my point
You are all maggots!
You will help me cap my point
You scum sucking fruit baskets
You will help me cap my point

[Spy]
You're all of you quite out of your depth
Someone help me cap the point!

[Soldier]
Help cap my point!

[Together]
Help, help cap my point!

[Soldier]
You are an Englishman with a dress!
You will help me cap my point!
Help cap my point!

[Together]
Help, help cap my point!

[Spy]
I'll be seeing you...

[Soldier]
You will help me cap my.. no wait..

[stab]

[Spy]
HAHAHAHHA! I never really was on your side.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• soldier
• spy
• tf2
• team
• fortress
• telephone
• lady
• gaga
• beyonce
• beyoncé
• help
• cap
• my
• point
• scout
• boink
• bonk
• kesha
• tik
• tok
• heavy
• weapons
• guy
• babyman
• pokerface
• parody

[1236sason]

it seems like the soldier is in such a rage in the midst of battle he loses his sanity and grip on reality and even his controll over his own speech if he uses boat as an insult

[EnigmaEvocative]

@1236sason I call people boats all the time. They hate me.

[shadowmanda]

Download: mediafire(.dot)com/?cqewwpp6a1­6hbcf

I downloaded it 1 week ago ;)

[EnigmaEvocative]

@shadowmanda sweet. i was afraid i might have deleted this mp3.

[EnigmaEvocative]

@shadowmanda ahem... it doesn't really work

[SonicAndTailsRock01]

No download? :(

[EnigmaEvocative]

@SonicAndTailsRock01 It used to be on Megaupload but that kind of got killed by the douchebag government...

[NickStoffy]

I heard lady gaga did a parody of this.

[EnigmaEvocative]

@TheKingOfEpicnessTV Wouldn't you like your very own door?

[sexychick25951]

im not a boat o-o 

[Infernape12341]

ALL OF YOU DESERVE A DOOR! lolwut

[shadowmanda]

@EnigmaEvocative mediafire(dot)com /?cqewwpp6a16hbcf this works

[MegaMcMeat]

i will eat ur ribs,i will eat ur soul O_O