Uncle Jimmy's Lesson in Slang - Male Masturbation

I was sitting and thinking about how people need to expand their vocabulary. I'm here to make that happen. This isn't boring everyday learning, but more like the kind of education you wish you would have gotten in high school. There is A LOT of inappropriateness, vulgar language, crudeness, strong sexual references and just plain old ignorance.

I would like to thank "liv" for allowing me to 'borrow' her for this.

Check her out at http://www.youtube.com/user/livlafluv038

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[jimmytheretard]

That's a good idea. You should go there and wait for me. While you're there, you should shove something rigid and pointy up your ass.

[livlafluv038]

AWESOME lesson on male masturbation! always good to have that list on hand, just in case I ever need it :P haha

[jimmytheretard]

It wouldn't be the same without you. You made this one happen. Thanks.

[Quetzalqoatl99]

Hahaha stupid

[CianThEfuR]

whoa whoa whoa, shootin the breeze means that!?!

[likeewoahhh95]

Spanking the monkey.

[modeserpent]

polishing the morning missile! HA!!

[Anon1696]

Was fapping mentioned?

[PhillipThunderGrunge]

hahahh " shaking your fist at your ex-girlfriend"....i love that one..

[jimmytheretard]

Nice one

[reservoirgoon]

polishing the torpedo haha

[mainman609]

Asking Jesus for some time-off