Everyday I'm staring death up its a*s
I think that I'm going lower class
I have this special power - it's all that I need
It's a special power to rid people of cheese
I walk into someone's house
I'm like a giant mouse
I'm going past the fridge
I'm just a cheese sucking midge
Edam, Gouda, Brie, Camembert, Chedder Double Gloucester, Lancashire White
They're all on my list of cheeses to (get) stuck into tonight
I never wanna lose my power
So I go see a special cheese ridding witch every hour
It costs me 25p every time I see her
I've spent a thousand dollars on this nightmare
Interesting, lol
WhiteWoodEnt 4 months ago