Should Adults Be Allowed To Bring Kids To R-Rated Movies Where We Masturbate?
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JUST PLAYIN WITH MAH BARE NIPPLES!
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"Tomorrow morning on Today Now"
lmao gets me every time.
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JUST PLAYIN' WITH MY BARE NIPPLES
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Wow, I totally thought they were being legit in talking about doing it at the movies. lol
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@scarketzanpakto In the US, its 17, and you can come in if your with you parents.
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Two things. One, I find most of these commens here funny as shit....However, it was ruined when folks felt the absolute need to detail how they beat off. Two, this is good. Now everytime I go to a theatre I will be concerned about some fuck nutting on the back of my seat. Any of males nut on the back of my seat, you will end up on the back of a milk carton and shortly thereafter to exile ;)
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@coldfist11 Pee-Wee Herman.
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@cb400f75 No, the difference is that one is filled with a bunch of exagerated lies, and the other is the onion.
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Wtf keep it in your pants! Lol who masturbates in a movie?
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The difference between ONN and Fox news is Fox news is being serious.
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