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Should Adults Be Allowed To Bring Kids To R-Rated Movies Where We Masturbate?

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Uploaded on Jul 21, 2011

Many parents bring their children to R-rated movies, but are minors mature enough to see our In The Know panelists masturbating to the adult content on the screen?

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  • Harry Smith

    So finally Clifford Banes shows up.

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  • WillTrollForTatertot

    1. Cut hole in popcorn bucket.

    2. Insert penis.

    3. Ask strange girl if wants some.

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  • GuyN0ir

    It's heavily satirical though, not just a joke news organization.

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  • ChainmailleAddiction

    So, when you see a door, is your standard response to try and kick it down before noticing the knob?

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  • TheChickenRiceBowl

    Love it when I get a good laugh from a video and have it ruined a bunch brats fighting over something completely irrelevant.

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  • bigfloridapimp

    Someone needs a bag of ice for their sore cunt.... Tell your problems to the cleaning lady on Monday asshole.

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  • ChainmailleAddiction

    Well, that was uncalled for. Sorry that he was oblivious to the Onion. Was that really necessary?

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  • bigfloridapimp

    From your other comments on this video toward people, I see you're not very educated. Your vocabulary is so minuscule (that means small) you out of pure lack of intelligence say "fuck" every other word. So let me explain...

    When I said "You fucking scum bag idiot, Get cancer." It was more of a demand, not a request, the fact that you have replied back means you are not dead yet and I am honestly not very happy about this.

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  • sweatshirt029

    why dont you, you fat worthless fuck? get out of your moms basement. let me warn you though, there will be a bright object in the sky, you might need shades. its called the sun.

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  • sweatshirt029

    i didnt feel like it you worthless fuck. because honestly i dont give a fucking shit about this pathetic garbage.

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  • sweatshirt029

    thank you. everyone else is just being a fucking cunt.

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  • bigfloridapimp

    You fucking scum bag idiot. Get cancer.

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