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Zooniversity Presents: Coastie Song (What's a Coastie?)

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Uploaded by on Oct 13, 2009

Quincy Kwalae and Beef AKA Zooniversity present the "Coastie Song"

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The famous "Coastie Song" made by Quincy and Beef, two students from the University of Wisconsin-Madison, has become extremely popular on college campuses all over the nation, in the midwest especially. Have a listen and make sure to buy it on iTunes after for the better quality version!!!

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(Chorus)
What's a coastie?
Black tights all day
That's a coastie
Starbucks big shades!
She a coastie
Always blowin' daddy's money
You a coastie
My east coast jewish honey

What's a coastie?
White tee v-neck
That's a coastie
She always think that she the best
She a coastie
North face with the uggs
You a coastie
But ima still show some love

(Quincy verse)
My Jewish American princess baby
Walks wit a swag and talks so crazy
East coast accent,
East coast fashion
Black spandex wit an ass like Bascom!
Smokin on a cig as she passin,
Blackberry messagin,
Multitaskin
Take off the glasses,
Lemme see your face
It's a hot summer day
Still rockin North Face.
Gotta Starbucks cup, yeah you my star Bucky
I know you live there but I could really get you lucky
So i said honey, be my lady
She said, "kk...Ima meet you at the KK"

(Chorus)

(Beef Verse)
Walk up out my spot,
Look around and say, "yesss"
Coastie got me sedated like a pill of Xanax
Always walkin Langdon with a strut lookin haawwt
Talkin on her celly like, "girl ohh gawwwd!"
Coach bag, Gucci shades that they daddy bought
Muggin' wearin v-neck tees with they iPaawwd
Always up in Van Vleck, "I have a question"
Baby sit back, let me explain this lesson

(Chorus)
(Bridge)
(Chorus)

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  • Oo, Madison. <3

  • Dis very tru. I luv dem coasties!

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  • lol these people exist in Montreal, only they're not called coasties. But yeah, black tights, Uggs, North Face jackets. Goddamn why do people dress like that?

  • the fact that anything jewish is included in this is pretty offensive

  • What's a Goatse?

  • Apparently Maine isn't a part of the east coast because a lot of people do not dress like that here (Maine).

  • @Icarus166s

    "Coastie" isn't short for "Cost Guard." It's these east-coasters acting like that ^ at UW Madison.

  • @pattyandsteve69 go uw madison!

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  • @Icarus166s obviously never attended/visited UW Madison. Go Badgers!

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