Femident Toothpaste - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

Femident Toothpaste
Flight Of The Conchords
Series Two - Episode One - A Good Opportunity

You are a woman, you wear women's wear
You have breasts and long-ish hair (Oh yeah)
Your kind are found everywhere, yet you're still very rare (Oh yeah)
You're a woman and you love to weave
You're a woman, you have womans needs.
I know you'll have women's rights, you're a woman with teeth, now take a bite
Oh Femident Toothpaste yeah, for your Femident dental care (Oh yeah)
Oh Femident Toothpaste
Femident, Femident
Femident

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Femident
• Toothpaste
• Flight
• Of
• The
• Conchords
• HBO
• Good
• Opportunity
• Bret
• Jemaine
• Season
• Two
• Lyrics

[lolo2221]

I swear im going as Fermident toothpaste for halloween.

[josssern]

wow! i must say, i feel like brushing my teeth's now. And i don't wanna use regular toothpaste, i want the femident!

[MyChemicalStuff]

0:11 was probably the biggest double-take of my entire life. 

[jenzeppelin]

i have breasts and longish hair

[emuthebird72]

love the hats



[FlopsyDiggins]

There's a reason I favourited this

[GuyInArmor]

Some women like men, some are lesbians. Femident toothpaste.

[chronicfc2]

3 people dont love to weave

[TheRidiSphere]

I want femident and duncanhills cofee...I'm a man and I hate coffe

[22Hammurabi]

how cool would it be 4 each time u brush ur teeth bret and jemaine pop out

[DolceVita]

sounds like a cross between denture cream and thrush cream .... blech!!

[dannythesuperfreak]

hehe who listened to the bbc radioshow... this was nearly a woman