Try Not To Be A Dick - Emily Yates

Just one simple principle.

You can get a Try Not To Be A Dick sticker at emilyyatesdoeseverything.com!

lyrics 'n' chords, as requested:

C
In twenty-odd years of living F
I have had the chance D7
To learn some of life's lessons
G7
Like, When you go outside? Wear pants.

I've given quite a bit of thought
To our statutes and laws
But there's one simple rule I've found
That supersedes 'em all ...

F G C
Try not to be a dick
F C
Cover your mouth when you sneeze
F G
So others don't get sick
F C
Stay out of the fast lane
G
If you are drivin' slow D7
It won't always be easy G
'Cause other drivers suck, I know, just
F G C
Try not to be a dick

When you stand on the escalator,
Please step to the right
So if I need to pass you
We won't have to fight

The concept's pretty simple
A child could comprehend
That you should turn your blinker on
Before you 'round the bend

Try not to be a dick ...

Standing in line at the market
It's easy to get bored
But talking on your cell phone
That's a way to start a war

You're not noticing anyone
Except, of course, yourself
But the rest of us behind you
Are all thinking, Go to hell ... so

Try not to be a dick
Cover your mouth when you sneeze
So others don't get sick
Stay out of the slow lane
If you want to pass
I'm here to take it easy, man
So please stay off my ass, and
Try not to be a dick
(repeat ad nauseum)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Try Not To Be A Dick
• don't be a dick
• emily yates
• ukulele

[EJYBPT]

Sure! I'll post 'em in the caption.

[mssamnt]

awesome song!

[dgartner1]

LOVE!

[magicalkittens]

<3

[deidarainu]

@EJYBPT YAAAAAYY!!!! thank you! (as soon as my camera is fixed I'll upload a cover lol)

[deidarainu]

heheheeee.... I get idea... do you have the lyrics and/or notes? =D

[twinkletoes72089]

LOVE THIS SONG!

[IcTracers420]

First!