Flight Attendant vs. Frequent Flyer

I think all flight attendants can relate to this!

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Film & Animation

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• xtranormal
• flight
• attendant
• fly
• flying
• flyer
• funny
• stewardess

[StrawberrysDream]

oh boy "quadrupal purple blue red silver bronze green yellow platinum diamond elite to the third power" lol this totally made my night! thanks for making this!

[aerodaan]

@samzhang001 Wow, you really sound frustrated. Imagine how FA's would have to feel to deal with frequent flyers like you.

[jltschida]

This is so true. I don't miss those arrogant jerks.

[himjenny]

@JoJosMyLuv haha, save my life? oh, I'll be waiting for THAT day to come. you'll be shitting in your pants panicking and crying your ugly eyeballs out. you think you're the only one who can do cpr/defibrillation? take 3 classes and any hospital volunteer high school kid knows how to do it. Okay, so you know how to deal with bombs, what are you going to do when you see one? let me guess!!! cut the red wire! what a joke little stuartist lady, what a joke!! as if you know how to handle bombs psshh

[PIlotrcm]

I understand the passengers frustration, most elite travels are used to getting whatever they want in everything else. My message to them is...

Welcome to Public Transportation

[JoJosMyLuv]

@himjenny Oh, and just curious...what would you do if you found a live bomb onboard? Quick, quick!!! Or how about...give me one effective technique to make a 250lb terrorist drop to his knees in agony. Hurry!!! Don't know?? Didn't think so. Guess you'd be SOL without us "glorified waitresses." Have a FABBBBBULOUS day. :-))))

[JoJosMyLuv]

@himjenny You wouldn't call us "glorified waitresses" after we save ur life during an a/c emergency, which, by the way, is the PRIMARY reason we r on the flight to begin with. Serving pax is merely a courtesy we provide. It is NOT what the main purpose of our job is. We spend 3 intense mos. of training to save lives..learning how to deal w/bombs, knife-wielding terrorists, emergency evacs, CPR/defibrillation, self-defense. We only have 1 day of service training to appease ppl like u.

[melm930]

@samzhang001 We average between 80-100 hours of flying per month for work, and often tack on additional hours for commutes. You would have to fly overseas a few times each week to come close, and something tells me you don't.

Between your poor grammar and use of industry jargon ("pax" instead of "passengers"), I'm going to guess that you are not a business traveler. At best, you are an airline employee from another department who was jilted by a f/a. My guess is crew scheduling.

[hkgflying]

so true. how many times have i heard some frequent flyer say. "i'm a selfish person of the highest order and fly all over the galaxy. i know what goes on here. you are rude."

[RAIDERS58th]

I've actually seen real life assholes like this at airports and on aeroplanes. How the staff deal with them without slaying a motherfucker is beyond me. I could never do their job. God bless them all.