Bob Rivers - The No Smoking Song

I aye aye aye aye
A lady that I know works in an office all day
She used a smokeless ashtray with a fan
When she was told it was no longer okay
They had to pry the Camels from her hand
They said no no no no
You can't smoke here no more
Your lucky you can still smoke outdoors
It causes disease
And makes your co-workers sneeze
And anyway it's now against the law
A man once had a yen for Oriental Cuisine
At the finest Chinese restaurant in the land
When he lit up, the waiter let out a scream
And smashed it out in his moo goo guy pan
No no no no, you can't smoke here no more
We're tired of rakin' butts off the floor
He said no smokin' please
And something rude in Chinese
You go now, chop chop chop
Eww! It stinks here anyways
Aye aye aye aye aye

A man I know just got a flight from San Diego
They said you cannot smoke until we land
He couldn't do without his Marlboro
They locked him up for smoking in the can
They said no no no no
You can't smoke here no more
We told you when you first came on board
It causes disease and makes the passengers wheeze
And anyway it's now against the law

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[riceboy1701e]

@ROBOTASSHOLE Yes, sort of...a parody of The No No Song by Ringo.

[rollsroyce2000]

I like the Hoyt Axton version of this song!

[ROBOTASSHOLE]

parody of beetles or something

[DILightning]

1 Dislike proberly a NON Smoker

[Godzie1]

One thing I have to say though...

Smoker's start fighting back. We were too nice & considerate using smokeless ashtrays, Always asking do you mind if I smoke? Our own smoking sections in restaurants. But no that was not good enough? Had to push that fn bill. You know what? SMokers are pissed now & things will change. We will not be pushed any longer!

[Godzie1]

@zigmanify You are so right my friend...This is bullshit! The worlds gone nuts!

[Godzie1]

For my first five decades smoking was one of the ways in life to relax!

Have a smoke & a drink at a bar or a smoke w/a cup of coffee in a restaurant!

No one thought a thing about it?

Now I really don't know what happened?

But all of a sudden you can't smoke anywhere?

Some trouble makers handed out money to the government to make it a law?

Now I'm living in the damn TWILIGHT ZONE!

I'm too old & have smoked too many years to know they lied.

I'm living proof that they are wrong!

[KCCAT5]

HAHAHAHAHAHA 

[zigmanify]

shit, this is bull shit.



[musicmandon1]

This is so freaking funny I nearly coughed up a lung. I have wicked bad asthma, though I never smoked a butt in my life. Smokers are gross and obnoxious in the majority. At a job I once had, this pipe-smoker a--hole, who knew damn well I was asthmatic, would blow his foul death cloud in my face until I started coughing, then let out a big horse laugh and walk away. This is the one product that, if used correctly, will kill you and endanger all those in your zip code.