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Click here to watch Halo: Reach Uber Rap "Its all about Reach" by TeamHeadKick (Music Video)

"Teach Me How To Bungie" Dougie Parody by TeamHeadKick (Halo Reach Musical Machinima)

TeamHeadKick makes a parody of Cali Swag Districts "Teach Me How to
Dougie" for all the fans of Halo and Bungie Studios. Teach Me How to
Bungie.

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Lyrics
Aye! aye!
Teach me how to Bungie (aye! )
[Verse 1:]
They be like Mase (what?)
Can u teach me how to bungie? Oh yeah
You know why?
Cause all da gamers love me (aye)
All I need is a DMRthats bumpin
And shoot you, you, and you to back it up and dump it!
Pull The pistol out and strafe, lean side to side
Bumper Jumper hopin around trying to take your life,
Aint nobody fuckin wit my sniper when its hot
I'll pull the trigger, no scope, and kill you one shot
I ain't from Bungie, but I teabag thoroughly
Noobies playing Halo Reach, are always trying to murder me
Pro's from the Clan always asking if I'm MLG
Now You just do you and ima do me (all day)
Dudes love to hate so they try to shoot me
Sticky Nades be stickin, I think they tryna glue me
I make the lobby shine bright when we start to gaming
Dis game is sick so I had to start playing.

[Chorus]

Teach me how to bungie
T-teach me how to bungie
Teach me how to bungie
T-teach me how to bungie
All my gamers love me
All my, all my gamers love me
All my gamers love me
You aint messin with my Bungie x2

[Verse 2]
That game was dumb!
So I head back to the lobby
I'm like BK (hey what) get off me
I Step up on a corpse, and drop to one knee
Nuts to the face, hop up and repeat
I hear da crowd screamin like "aye! get it brody!"
So I grab the rockets and I take it real low
Dey like "how you da dat?" he can bungie on the floor
And when I drop it fast they like "bungie somemore!"
I'm like a spartan kinda tired so, I pass it right quick
HEAD KICK show these cats how we do dat a down south pwnage
Dat we learned a lil too fast and bought it to xbox live
Be kicking that ass

[Verse 3]
Back to the lobby I don't really like to the covenant
I'm just tryna get a game, so I can teabag
you try to bungie, and all them gamers hatin but I'm about
to flip the switch and make you all Lag
You got your friends so its a two man and
And I wanna run it even if it lasts long
You kinda chubby, I think that you love me but,
I change da subject cause my bungie is strong
Cuz, ion give a fuck, drive tanks, you'll regret it
Me, Iplayy, and Fatman are rackin' credits
We gonnna make em bungie in the middle of da map
And when I get the win, I'll put your face up in my lap
Damn bitch you can't tell me how to aim
I take it out the oven, always servin' up pain
Tossing out grenades always making it rain,
Call me Flaming helmet I love this game.

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  • Sick Rap. Sick dancing. Love the water when those three spartans were gliding on water.

  • 457 PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO BUNGIE!!

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  • this is so cool

  • Not gonna the THK intro was pretty sick

  • whats yur game

    tag

  • 459 people can't Bungie

  • @JAGoGAMING I found glitches everywhere. Have you seen anoj's top 10 kills for halo reach i see it way more times than usual when I play Halo and I have a wired connection. I'm not 12 I'm 19 and Graduated College. I may like COD but Gears of War has more types of enemy's than halo does. GO COLE TRAIN!!!! WHOOOOOO!!!

  • @DrumDestroyer1 Oh, but where have you ever found glitches in the multiplayer? all the glitches got fixed before a week after HALO: Reach got released. You are just a fucking 12 year old CoD-fag that has no friends.

  • song at the end??

  • Bungie will forever be known as the greatest video game company ever

  • @JAGoGAMING dude no one plays multiplayer in the campain. But it is Bungie's fault not Gaylo's!!

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