Retired in California

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On the AA highway, orange paint in my hair,
Warm smell of the tailgates rising up through the air,
But up ahead in the distance, I saw a frightening sight,
A maniacal smiling Mike Brown gripping his wallet so tight,
There he stood in his office saying all will be well,
And I was thinking to myself, 'Loving your Bengals is certainly hell',
Then he passed on free agents as he showed me the way,
But I heard voices from the Bengals past, I thought I heard them say,

Carson's now retired in California,
He was Bengalized, it comes as no surprise,
Carson is done and retired in California,
Promising careers, they're all ended here,

Mike is financially-twisted, he's got a Mercedes Benz,
And a county full of taxpaying fools that he calls friends,
Mikey goes down to Georgetown for some sweet summer sweat,
To make heartbreaks to remember and seasons to forget,
So I called up Dave Lapham and said, 'Is there a positive sign?',
He said, 'we haven't had that spirit here since nineteen eighty nine',
Those Bengal voices are calling from far away,
So many years gone by, thought I heard them say,

Carson's now retired in California,
He was Bengalized, it comes as no surprise,
Carson is done and retired in California,
Promising careers, they're all ended here,

Retreads on the roster who've been cut once or twice,
Then Mike says 'we've even got some prisoners here just to show I am nice',
And in the family's chambers where life isn't so tough,
They count our money with their greedy hands, But they just can't get enough,
Last thing I remember, it all seemed like a dream,
I tried to do it but I couldn't stand to pull for another team,
'Relax,' said the Mike man, we are programmed to deceive,
You can retire any time you like, but you can never leave...

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[Marinodabest13]

why did u dissappear from youtube for so long?

[Redsfancoop1]

We will never win until Mike Brown dies.

[TheCincyDude]

@simpsonluva Hey, al davis was SUCCESSFUL. He was about as bad as mike brown recently, but you guys really lost a legend.

Mike Brown's football legacy peaked at birth. He screwed the city of Cincinnati so hard on the Paul Brown Stadium deal, neither Cincinnati, Hamilton County, or the state of Ohio get a DIME from the stadium or the Bengals (besides property tax). The only way Cincy would make money on the Bengals is if they charged for restrooms, and God forbid that.

[yourboyken]

Mike Brown has got to be the worse Coach/Owner in the NFL!!!

[Trollololololful]

@simpsonluva All davis actually did something for his team, the AFL, and the game of football altogether. Mike Brown hasn't done shit. His father did a ton but mike is just stupid.

[lucapappalardo76]

not retired yet ...but in cali yeeeeaaa!!

[simpsonluva]

@TheCincyDude hey i was thinking the same with al davis but dont say that. its not right... we were all saying the same thing as you guys. but you will feel real bad trust me

[TheCincyDude]

@Redsfancoop1 We won't even then, his daughter's gonna take over...

[AaronRodgersIsHot]

@jameswillis2008 I think it's a little too soon to tell

[jameswillis2008]

looks like to me that bengals is better off with out carson.

[TheJdog982]

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[Kaous10]

@Redsfancoop1 One would like to think so..... but unfortunately it would seem that his daughter will then get control of the team and she pretty much thinks just like him.