Brett Favre Retirement Song

Humorous song lampooning the latest Brett Favre retirement flip-flop.

Lyrics:

Chorus:

Brett Favre, Brett Favre, what can I say
Today you're retiring, the next day you play
You'll be playing football soon with a cane
Your constant indecision is driving us insane

Verse 1:

Last year the Vikings almost went all the way
But you threw away the season with that one bad play
The year before the Jets thought you were the savior
But by the end of the season you did the Dolphins a favor

Chorus:

Brett Favre, Brett Favre, what can I say
Today you're retiring, the next day you play
You'll be playing football soon with a cane
Your constant indecision is driving us insane

Verse 2:

In 2007 it was the same story
you had a great season but the Giants stole your glory
Tarvaris and Sage wonder when they'll play
But that won't happen until you go away

Chorus:

Brett Favre, Brett Favre, what can I say
Today you're retiring, the next day you play
You'll be playing football soon with a cane
Your constant indecision is driving us insane

Repeat 2x

Music and Lyrics by Andy Hoskinson
Copyright (c) 2010, Andy Hoskinson
All Rights Reserved

Category:

Sports

Tags:

• brett
• favre
• Minnesota
• Vikings
• new
• york
• jets
• green
• bay
• packers
• acoustic
• guitar
• original
• song
• viral
• video
• Tarvaris
• Jackson
• Sage
• Rosenfels
• folk
• satire
• humor
• comedy
• Brad
• Childress
• interceptions
• sexting
• scandal
• ankle

[rah2869]

10/25 Update:

1. Vikings are 2-4

2. Brett Favre and Brad Childress are feuding already

3. Brett is ranked 30th in the league in passing.

I hate to say I told you so, but I TOLD YOU SO!

[rah2869]

UPDATE: The Vikings are 1-3 and Favre is embroiled in a sex scandal. You should have stayed retired, Brett!

[rockthistown11]

ROFLMAO

[jschmedlap]

LOL