The Fuzztones - Horror Asparagus Stories

The Fuzztones - Horror Asparagus Stories

My father was a big old toad
He lived in a hole in the middle of the road
My mother was little ren
She lived at home in the little ren pen
My brother was a slimey frog
He lived in a swamp in a rotten log
My sister was a crummy witch
She lived in the woods in a dirty ditch
My grandma was a wiggly snake
She lived on a hill in a stagnant lake
My grandpa was the color green
He lived in a wart on an elephant spleen
My auntie was a cardiac pain
She lived in a heart of a whooping crane
My uncle was a strange disease
He lived on the wind of a forgotten breeze
Toad, ren, frog, witch, toad, witch, frog, ditch
snake, green, strange disease, snake, spleen, strange breeze
My cousin was a kangaroo
And I my friend I am a square root of two

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• Fuzztones
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[blehblotbled]

his voice is so weak.

[redstarboy93]

Fuzztones are shit but we can have the lyrics of this great Peebles song !

[tubethief]

The Official " Asparagus Job " Drinking Song

[tilefono200]

the lost pebbles track,great!!!thank you..