How to deal with 'sleepy' man in the MRT: Strong

You know the type. Stiff as a log, knocked out cold, and oh-so-awake. Sure, there are some who are truly in need of a short respite—we're not going to judge—but most of them need to enroll into acting school first.

Chicken thinks that the lusting after of seats has to stop. Chicken thinks it's ridiculous. Chicken also thinks that just because you're sitting away from the Priority Seats, it doesn't mean that you'll automatically get the 'Get Out of Jail Free' card. So, Chicken say, get off your derriére.

Disclaimer:
All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, chickens, or otherwise, living or dead, is purely coincidental. I mean, seriously.

Warning. The above stunts have been performed by trained professionals. Please do not try this at home.

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Burger King
• Singapore
• BK
• SMRT
• rude
• sleeping
• commuter
• faker

[thompsonong]

moral of the story. never open wide

[TSS888]

Haha! The guy in the priority seat was giggling away when struggling.

[StarSpawn06]

@MrTangentLine

It could be the terminal station, where they wait a while before setting off again.

[MAXwellchikenrice]

kinky

[augpeh]

C151 101/102

[singaporeanize]

Lame sia

[Coolshanny]

@MrTangentLine wow damn einstein!

[javierliew]

What if the one who is pretending to sleep is a boy and a old woman must sit on him?

[ridhwan0908]

I asked myself one thing......is the advice for real?

[MrTangentLine]

notice the mrt wasnt moving? hahha

[garfieldandfriends1]

Press 4/5 repeatedly!

[garfieldandfriends1]

lol it must feel ticklish